The Dawg Breakfast, Lunch and Brunch Thread

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Mar 31, 2016.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Smile a little today, your face won't break and if you're ugly you'll look a little better with a smile on your puss.

    Stay warm while your smile puts a little joy in your soul.


    On this day March 31 1991 Danny Bonaduce attacks a transvestite prostitute in Phoenix Az


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    Smiles on pusses make the world go around.
     
  3. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Meanwhile in the EC household......

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    I'm a little tea pot, and all that jazz
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    morning
     
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    Morning idiotbox, got any jokes?
     
  7. TonyJax

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    An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.' Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. 'Now you must do the same,' he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. 'Second,' the professor continued, 'you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?'
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    I read that in Dean Martin's voice
     
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  9. GoshGeeGolly

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    Good morning, I'm up. :umunch:
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

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    Well, this has been lovely, but I gotta go. LC and I are traveling today. A quick trip, we'll be back tomorrow night. Wifi on the plane, maybe I'll check in from there. :sun:
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    Oh good. More exciting details of thrilling dramatic lives of city people :coffee:
     
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    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    The fat bastard will be 300 pounds by the time you get back. MMW.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Great, now we eat some breakfast.
     
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    Is this the exciting part of her spring break?
     
  16. Anfkid

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    Morning all :hw:
     
  17. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    A :quote: visit to grandma's :quote:
     
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    Charlotte is 8th worst city for mosquitoes! Fuck me!
     
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    Morning kid! Let's try to have a day.
     
  20. Anfkid

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    Always my friend :lo5: