Discussion in 'The Bar' started by bill, Mar 7, 2015.
Hit me with your love and abuse, fellas - you have the floor
Shifty starts the Saturday thread you asshole!
But Duke does kick ass!
Good Morning . . .
It's that time.
This thread came WAY too late. Inexcusable.
Good morning.Annie's tired.
EC is a derpy twat....warmth and gwarn are feags, hi night shift. I'm OUT!
And WE'RE tired of seeing those cockamamie pictures.
.....of the closet.
Yeah I'm thinking I hate bartending because people are such fucking stupid assholes.
Him-give me a champagne please
Me-ok, may I see an ID please
Me- Yes, identification
Him- my, it's in the car but I'm 32
Me-sorry, I need an ID to serve you
Him-uh, we'll I don't have it, it's in the car but nobody that works for my company at this event is under 21
me- sorry but that isn't adequate proof of your age, I can't serve you without proof of age.
Him, to his wife- honey can you come get my drink with your ID
Her- hi can I get a champagne.
Me- sorry I can't serve him he doesn't have an I'd
Her- ohm he was getting it for me, it's mine here's my id
I hate people so much I can't stand it anymore. What 30 year old walks up to a bar and expects to be served with no ID?then gives an attitude like I'm the asshole
We have moon
Well.......you ARE an asshole.
Golly, didn't see that coming
Fucking dog has dandruff
Thank you captain obvious. Another observations you'd like to make? How bout the color of the sky or if water is wet or dry?
She's got a nice coat! And cute feet.