The Dawgs Breakfast Tuesday Edition

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Apr 29, 2014.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Today fuck someone or get fuck.

    It'll take the edge off and you'll be a better person for humanity.

    On this day April 29 1995 - Longest sausage ever, at 28.77 miles, made in Kitchener, Ontario





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  2. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Just dicking around in my slippers.
     
  4. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Canadian sausage. Pfffft. :coffee:
     
  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    We're doing well so far.
     
  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Like a Telethon hosted by Bernie Madoff. :coffee:
     
  7. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Good morning. :coffee:

    Get fuck. :D I like it. I am going to work that in to my lexicon.
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Ladies with class don't swear. :coffee:
     
  9. nazdrowie

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    Kitchener :jj:
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    How cold IS it?
     
  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    This is my every other Tuesday off. Praise the lord.. :c
     
  12. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    All of a sudden you found religion. Harumph. Musta got laid this weekend :coffee:
     
  13. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    bar room mouth
     
  14. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    I am going to that Chinese massage place today. :asian: Wish me luck. What could go wrong???
     
  15. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    It is a foot massage place, but they do full body too.
     
  16. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Get fuck, Bunchie. :coffee:
     
  17. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Ask the Chink if he can pull that stick outa your ass

    :artiejj:
     
  18. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    If it's your day off, why are you up so early? :ucoffee:
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    What kind of Happy Ending are you getting? :c
     
  20. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    She's making sure she has a clean and aromatic tuchus for "Charlie Chan"

    :artiejj: