The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Jan 30, 2012.

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  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    When Life sucks try a warm bowl of grits with butter.
     
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  2. MrWarmth

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    Farina with a poached egg on top. The farts alone will keep you warm when you go out to scrape ice.
     
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  3. Butcher

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    Cream of Wheat
     
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  4. MrWarmth

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    Wendy The Retard: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Whateverrrrrrrrrr!"
     
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  5. Butcher

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    Instant grits?
     
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    Grits are for morons
     
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  7. Just Peachy

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    What's Farina?
     
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  8. MrWarmth

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    :facepalm:
     
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  9. Butcher

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    :facepalm:
     
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  10. Just Peachy

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    OK you dolts. Make me feel stupid because I had to look it up! I know Cream of Wheat!! ;)
     
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    unless you've spent a great deal of time in retirement homes, there is no reason you would know that
     
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  12. Just Peachy

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    Thank you kind sir! ;)
     
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  13. MrWarmth

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    You snot nosed kids with your sugary cereals and 6,000 calorie breakfast sandwiches and iced coffees can all suck my left tit! :mad:
     
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  14. Slippy

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    I have never tried grits. Honestly, always looks like something somebody barfed up, to me. :dontknow:
     
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    Got a problem with the right tit?
     
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  16. Butcher

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    And they smell like infant shit :c
     
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    Cream of wheat rules................warm with brown sugar and fresh cream on the top. Is that close to "grits"??????
     
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  18. Slippy

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    To the best of my knowledge, it's a staple in the Southern states. They can't all be wrong..............you'll never find it in Canada though. i honestly have no goddamn clue what it's even made from - looks like a puked up porridge.
     
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  19. Just Peachy

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    Yes. That is the way my grandma would prepare it for me when I was a wee one. I also liked Cream of Rice too.
     
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  20. MrWarmth

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    You insult the yahoos down here if you compare cream of wheat with grits. These morons need to read instructions how to screw in a lightbulb, but they get insulted if you don't treat their precious grits with respect. Retards, the whole lot of em.
     
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