The Dawgs Breakfast

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  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    The worst bitch in the world is an old man who acts like an old bitch.

    On this fucking day Jan 7 1999 - Impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton begins in the US Senate. (For getting his dick suck) This country can be so fucking petty sometimes.




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  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    I just did the boiling water trick. It works at -13.
    This is what it is like. Very cool.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKMNSvpB9dY

    Something else cool happened yesterday. I have some bottled water in the garage. It was liquid when I went to open it, but as soon as I unscrewed the cap the whole bottle froze. Cool stuff. :eek:
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I've always wondered why that is. Sometimes I leave soda bottles in the freezer at work. Looks fine until I open it and turn it freezes. Cool thing is it looks like veins of ice.
     
  4. Gwarn1

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    I stopped my four year old son and pointed to the tv. I said look son they just impeached the president. You'll read about this in history class someday.

    He looked me in the eye and said "I don't have history class."

    I said ok run along you little scamp!

    Hes a special boy
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

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    This thing's off to a roaring start :coffee:
     
  6. Neesie

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    Good morning Neesie :)
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I should hose down all the neighbor's driveways and watch them all break their necks when they waddle out for their newspapers
     
  9. bill

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    There is nothing worse for your pride and posterior than busting your ass on ice covered concrete. Thank you
     
  10. Neesie

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    Yesterday when I got up, I checked the temperature on weather.com. It said it was around 50. This morning I checked and it says 8. Under the 8, it says "Much colder than yesterday".


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  11. MrWarmth

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    It's a balmy 19 right now :neener:
     
  12. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    We have a balmy 11. Seems like Neesie should be colder than 8, it's a long way up there.
     
  13. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    Thank goodness they told me that 8 is a lot colder than 50. I never woulda been able to figure that one out on my own. :derp:
     
  14. bill

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    Take the thermometer out your tuchis
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    It is so cold it's actually safe to walk down Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

    :rs:
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Finally someone normal. :ucoffee:
     
  20. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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