The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Sex with a thick blonde woman and a million dollars will do me well today. Stay warm while the assholes are making you sick to the stomach.
     
  2. MrWarmth

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    The Japanese eat whale assholes.
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    And I eat Japanese females asses :buffet:
     
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    Both promote penis health
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    How many times have you seen the Rickles live? I get to finally see him live this Saturday night.
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The whole hole?
     
  7. Krusty

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    Doesn't seem to work for the Japs .
     
  8. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Don't sit too close to the stage. He will cut you down.
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    Saw him once, back in the 80s. In Atlantic City. Stay out of his way when he runs through the audience.
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    "You sir, is that your wife next to you?........................Ooooooooooooh.....I'm SO sorry"
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :lo5: That is why I got them close. I want to be cracked on, my old lady will be embarrassed. It will be awesome to get cracked on by a Legend.

     
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  12. Oscar Wilde

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    Hi.
     
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    koam Just a big, dumb WOP Gold

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    Stay warmth.
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    What did a bus from Scranton just pull in?
     
  16. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    These hot dogs and scramble eggs are hitting the spot, kowabunga!
     
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    Butcher ?

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    I made an awesome pepperoni and cheese omelette yesterday
     
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    I seriously hope you don't have to go to work today. Those poor people...
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    No. And that's why I poured a shot of vodka in my coffee. It promotes penis health also. Come at me, darlin!


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :c:D


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