The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Take a good shit before you take any shit. Stay warm and when your manager pat you on the ass today be glad only worry if they leave their hand on your ass a couple seconds longer than they should.
     
  2. Boss Ono

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  3. Fucknose McGee

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  4. Lumpy

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    Good morning
     
  5. MrWarmth

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    Words to live by :rolleye:
     
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    Nice, written in the genre of Dead Larry Green. It has a certain brown patina.
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    I think that brown patina is a skidmark
     
  8. BeetTheBoxer

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  9. MrWarmth

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    good morin 2-20-2012
     
  10. kellyg

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    When u wake up what's the first thing u do? Take a piss? Grab ur cell? Turn on tv? What
     
  11. Boss Ono

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    I like to turn off the alarm first.
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    I spend about 10 minutes getting all the built up shnot out of my nose
     
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    Normally I bump my head in the dark, then take a leak. My struggle.
     
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    Why you set an alarm boss?
     
  15. Lumpy

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    Take a slug of bourbon....then pee.

    All while still in bed.
     
  16. Boss Ono

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    I'm on a schedule. 4 alarms a day.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    You a cowboy?
     
  18. kellyg

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    Alarm on a day off?
     
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    Um Eww lol
     
  20. kellyg

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    LOL no night light from ur room to bathroom to prevent brain damage