The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    You lose friends as you age because the value of friendship grows as you get older. Stay warm and when you’re playing in traffic be sure to wear bumpers.
     
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  2. JumboWop

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    Shouldn't that say "You lose friends as you age because the COST of friendship grows with time?"
     
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  4. MrWarmth

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    You know what I hate? When you can't find your car keys.
     
  5. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    A rolling stone, is worth two in the bush.
     
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    Where did I put that car?
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  9. MrWarmth

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    I hate the gook that encrusts the top of a ketchup bottle.
     
  10. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    I'm glad the weekend is over. I had some godawful reflux last night from the funky irish food.
     
  11. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Morning people.
     
  12. Neesie

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    Thanks for grossing me out first thing in the morning, brah... :facepalm:
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    They're the worst
     
  14. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Poor ex-military bastard, you see gooks everywhere.
     
  15. MrWarmth

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    Shifty little bastards. The whole lot of em.
     
  16. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Sláinte!
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    You notice you never hear colored people talking about mayonnaise? Think about it.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    You at work already?
     
  19. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Normally yes, but I'm off today. Got some vacation time I've got to burn up.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Good. I suggest you go burn some powder, or take a nice ride.