The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    He whose laugh last is slow in getting the joke. Stay warm though life shit storm.
     
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    Doug Masters ok VIP

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  4. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    Jesus Christ. Like scraping the bottom of the mayonaisse jar with these morning threads anymore
     
  5. Butcher

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  6. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    Gary the Retard: "QUIT IT!"
     
  7. Butcher

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    I never recycle the peanut butter jar. Right in the trash it goes.
     
  8. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Someone filled my desk drawers with packing peanuts.
     
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    This time of the morning should be spat upon. :dontcare:
     
  10. Butcher

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    Then rubbed slowly with increasing intensity
     
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  12. Slippy

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    I have that booked for noon, 2 pm, and 3.
     
  13. Butcher

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    I think it just moved
     
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth 1926-2017 GOD REST HIS SOUL Gold

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    I could eat almonds til my tummy hurts, by yiminy
     
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    Give it a slap. It's over 6 hours early for the booked time.
     
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    good morning. Dis bitch be tellin a fib.




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    The 31-year-old told the magazine in their latest issue that she has been pleased to take time off dieting.



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  17. Slippy

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    You like your nuts? :c
     
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    Sweet Mother of Christ... :nooo:
     
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    I have cramps


    I think I'm syncing up with all these ovulating broads in here
     
  20. Slippy

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    Know what helps with cramps? A good dicking.