The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Why is it with some people the easier you try to make things for them they add more unnecessary bullshit in the mix and complicate things even more? Why do people suck so? Stay warm and limit your dealing with fucks today.
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    my heart hurts
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Solid advice.

    g'morning all!
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Is your left arm numb and tingly? :ohnoes:
     
  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    nah..beer went down the wrong pipe. i hate when that happens, but it's a quick exercise to prepare for the inevitable..
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    You'd think that after all your years of drinking you'd know which hole it should go down....... :facepalm:
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    yeah, life is so confusing.


    coffee's ready, BRB
     
  8. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Speaking of putting things in the wrong hole has anyone seen Mario lately?

    :rs:
     
  9. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    ok i'm back from urinating, pouring a cup of coffee, and washing my hands.

    tell me evrything that happened whilst i was gone :umunch:
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I just urinated on my hands while I was drinking coffee
     
  11. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    i hate when that happens. you know what else i hate? Tuesday mornings
     
  12. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    In that order?
     
  13. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    It's Monday. How ya feel about them?
     
  14. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I hate golfers
     
  15. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    I dislike fat golfers with their stinky fucking cigars and beer. And their stupid hats.
     
  16. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    but cigarettes are ok, no?
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    terrell asks too many questions. now my head hurts
     
  18. 1Vegasgirl

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    Good morning all. Glad April fool's day is over.
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Marijuana cigarettes are fine. The regular ones: whats the point?
     
  20. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Sure, as are doobs. This guy could look cool with a plumbers helper

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