The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Are you happy this morning? If not, watch a couple of old folks sitting on a porch watching the cars as they drive by. Stay warm by shitting in your pants.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Why is it so hard to scrape the peanut butter jar clean? I never recycle them. I just throw them in the garbage.

    Fuck em.
     
  3. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  4. terrell

    terrell New Member

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    Add warm milk, lid on, shake the jar. Pour over icecream.
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I don't eat peanut butter, problem solved.
     
  6. Butcher

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    Pro tip :hat:
     
  7. Butcher

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    You're one of them uppity blaeks aren't you?
     
  8. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    In the end, Brutha, in the end.
     
  9. MrWarmth

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    He'll hurt himself.
     
  10. MrWarmth

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    Careful, Abbott. Remember! Rule 7
     
  11. Butcher

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    Is that pushing the envelope on rule #7?
     
  12. Butcher

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    Super crunchy will put your eye out.
     
  14. Boss Ono

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    Pro tip: Ice tea spoon.
     
  15. Butcher

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  16. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Pro tip: throw the damn thing in the recycle anyway.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    If you ever see an old couple sitting on a porch and the old man sticks his hand down the old broad's bloomers.....well keep on a walkin, my friend
     
  18. terrell

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    Pro Tip: Squirrels love peanut butter and wearing jars on their heads.
     
  19. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    .....Cause Mr Warmth is busy right now.
     
  20. Butcher

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    What kind of self respecting man gets a mani-pedi or whatever the fuck it is?