The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    He was about to kill all his co-workers during a party.He had with these fucks as he was walking to his locker to get his weapon a young lady walk up to him and said "Merry Christmas" then she kiss him on the jaw and then she pass out drunk not knowing her little act save her co-workers life that day. Stay warm while remembering that a little thing can make a big difference. No, it’s not your dick.
     
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    Get the fuck atta here! :mad:
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    One day you'll show me some love.
     
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    Yeah. With the business end of a mop handle.
     
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    blimey
     
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    Wouldn't the business end of a mop be the mop head? Like wiggy wears. How ya gonna shove that up someone's ... oh wait.
     
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    Let's move on......
     
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    Ricky Ricardo is singing Grenada right now
     
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    Ricardo Montalban is singing Volare right now.
     
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    Ricky Martin is singing La Vida Yucka right now.


    Johnny carson: "Ahhhh YUCKA!"


    Rest his soul
     
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    I have a coupon for 15% off.
     
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    Uncle Martin is singing Mars Over Miami right now.
     
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    Martin Sheen is singing Sonny Boy
     
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    I never liked that fat fuck. I always thought he was a queer
     
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    Charlie Sheen is singing Money For Nothing.
     
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