The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Sep 13, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    As a man gets older he develops a period. No, he doesn't menstruate unless you call his bullshit mood swings menstruation. We have some old coot fucks who I avoid like I avoid most women during the first of the month. Shit, men can be worst with their bullshit arguments and mood swings. I wonder do they have a drug on the market to help them. I take that back some of them do bleed once a month but from the mouth after someone had punch them. Stay warm while putting a box of tampons on Jim's desk.
     
  2. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    wut?
     
  3. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Is this why Warmth swore off wearing white slacks?
     
  4. Chaos

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  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Heh. You know what causes this behavior in older guys? Low testosterone and high estrogen. So they really are being like broads. :hhh: Srs.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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  7. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    No this is why you swore off women a long time ago queer
     
  8. bill

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    Well this is a real winner, this fucker.
     
  9. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Does that mean that Warmth is not being cranky, he's being bitchy?
     
  10. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    He's not the real This Fucker
     
  11. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I hear you like riding a bicycle without the seat
     
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  12. bill

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    And this shit? I'd rather drink gm synchromesh.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Xactly the correct diagnosis. :grad:
     
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    I gear you.
     
  15. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    Go outside and wait for the paperboy
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    On my way
     
  17. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    moobs or gtfo
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Why would anyone e-mpersonate This Fucker? On the other hand, this one does seem slightly more cogent.
     
  19. MrWarmth

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    Googling cogent
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    You heard her fellas.

    Not me though. I've got the chest of a 12 year old Swedish boy. :coffee: