The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in

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    Most of the people who live on this mudball are humanoids. Stay warm while you consciously do things which they had program in your subconscious eons ago.
     
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    They say, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life."
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    It is true for every day except one. :coffee:
     
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  5. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    In before the shitstorm :dancin:
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    What's a humanoid? :scratch:
     
  7. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I was ironing my suit a bit ago, looks good. Noticed my raincoat was wrinkled, so I tried to iron it.
    DON'T ever do this. Fucking smoke detectors went off, dog was howling, damnit.
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    ^ non humanoid
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ha ha!
     
  10. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Was it plastic wally?
     
  11. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Why did I share that? Yes.
     
  12. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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    :facepalm:





    :jj:
     
  13. bill

    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Lesson learned. Don't iron, men aren't equipped to do that.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Think the iron is ruined. I tossed it in the front yard, it's still smoking.
     
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    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I know that now, I couldn't sleep though.
     
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    bill Goofballa from Ding Dong U VIP Gold

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    Holy crap :jj:
     
  17. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Sorry walleye, but :jj:

    Okay, I'm done now. :)

    Yes, I would imagine that it's ruined. Good news is they're not that expensive. :D
     
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    Hope you have an umbrella. :c
     
  20. walleye

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    The wife thinks I burnt toast, making the detectors go off, she yelled turn the toaster to number two.