The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Jan 17, 2013.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    I just woke up, now I am fighting the demon that's inside me telling me to fuck off work today, stay in bed, watch porn and play with my penis. Stay warm while your wife telling you to go to work you lazy fuck. I got to get up and use the washroom before I shat in the bed.
     
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    good morning

    :sunny:
     
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    Good morning TF.
     
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    I should start thinking about lunch now. It's the 4th most important meal of the day after all.
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Mornin folks

    My wife isn't telling to get up and go to work. I'm already there hehehehehe

    Going home in an hour. I think I'll stop and get a breakfast burrito.
     
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    Burrrrrrrrito...and taco flavored keeses.
     
  7. pheelios

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  8. This Fucker

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    Shit, wife beat me to the washroom. Good morning all.
     
  9. Boss Ono

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    Is that Warmth's bleeding heart?
     
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    We have a place here in town that started out as a little camping trailer in a parking lot, then the guy built a little 4 table restaurant, then added on and it now seats 50 people. His burritos are still only 3 bucks. Best hot sauce around.
     
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    Now I'm really hungry
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    You can go in there at 5am and get anything on the menu which is cool for shift workers.
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    You trying to tell us something, Biff?
     
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    And it's literally your 4th meal of the day
     
  15. Boss Ono

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    No. He is talking to himself.
     
  16. pheelios

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    Bacon Alarm Clock
    An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. :whistle:
     
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    Mmmmmmm. Roasting the pig before the shart bus. :sarcastic:
     
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    Yucko would need two to overpower the urine smell of his mattress
     
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    Hey W. You ever drop your pinky ring in the toilet when brushing your teeth?