The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Jul 18, 2013.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Fuck, I written something so profound instead of saving it I erase the damn thing. It could've saved world.


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  2. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Urgent - weather message
    national weather service taunton ma
    404 am edt thu jul 18 2013

    ...conditions will be hot and humid through saturday...

    .a gradually warming airmass and increasing moisture will yield
    increasing heat indices each day through the latter half of the
    week.

    Ctz002>004-maz013-017-018-020-021-riz001>004-006-181615-
    /o.con.kbox.eh.w.0001.130718t1500z-130718t2300z/
    hartford ct-tolland ct-windham ct-western norfolk ma-
    northern bristol ma-western plymouth ma-southern bristol ma-
    southern plymouth ma-northwest providence ri-
    southeast providence ri-western kent ri-eastern kent ri-
    washington ri-
    including the cities of...hartford...windsor locks...union...
    Vernon...putnam...willimantic...foxboro...norwood...taunton...
    Brockton...fall river...new bedford...mattapoisett...foster...
    Smithfield...providence...west greenwich...warwick...
    Narragansett...westerly
    404 am edt thu jul 18 2013

    ...excessive heat warning remains in effect from 11 am this
    morning to 7 pm edt this evening...

    * location...northern connecticut...much of rhode island and
    southeastern massachusetts.

    * heat index values thursday...greater than 105...due to
    temperatures in the mid 90s...and dewpoints around 70.

    * timing...through evening.

    * impacts...those outdoors for prolonged periods will be more at
    risk for heat-related illnesses.

    Precautionary/preparedness actions...

    An excessive heat warning means that a prolonged period of
    dangerously hot temperatures will occur. The combination of hot
    temperatures and high humidity will combine to create a dangerous
    situation in which heat illnesses are likely. Avoid prolonged
    work in the sun or in poorly ventilated areas. Drink plenty of
    fluids...stay in an air-conditioned environment...stay out of the
    sun...and check in on relatives and neighbors.

    Take extra precautions if you work or spend time outside. When
    possible...reschedule strenuous activities to early morning or
    evening. Know the signs and symptoms of heat exhaustion and heat
    stroke. Wear light weight and loose fitting clothing when
    possible and drink plenty of water.

    To reduce risk during outdoor work...the occupational safety and
    health administration recommends scheduling frequent rest breaks
    in shaded or air conditioned environments. Anyone overcome by
    heat should be moved to a cool and shaded location. Heat stroke
    is an emergency - call 9 1 1.

    &&

    $$
     
  3. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Anyone ever notice Dawg never posts in this thr3ad?
     
  4. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Only elite posters can post in here.

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  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Well you are here. So that's true.
     
  6. MrWarmth

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    How do you explain Naz then?
     
  7. MrWarmth

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    And KOAM, the only warm mass you better be aware of is the 15 pounds of excrement creeping through your intestines as we speak :hippie:
     
  8. koam

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    I do have to take a massive dump pretty soon. :bigthink
     
  9. artiesoffspring

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    Just put "ski" at the end of everything.
     
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    I'm thinking of going to the Justin Bieber concert tonight :c
     
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    Should be plenty of MILFs.
     
  12. MrWarmth

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    Well we already have pictures of him peeing and throwing up. See if you can catch him taking a dump or maybe picking his nose. Thank you.
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    I don't really think he's into broads
     
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    Oh.
     
  15. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    All the MILFS and girls wearing next to nothing because of the heat, supposed to up to 100°F today!! :sun:
     
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    I'm into your mother.
     
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    Look for tattoos. Best form of ID without asking for one.
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    I hope somebody swaps out your toilet paper with sandpaper
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Any specific grit? 1,000 grit is rather soothing. While 80 grit is like sledding on gravel.
     
  20. MrWarmth

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    I once read that Elizabeth Hurley used to exfoliate her ass with very fine sandpaper. Try to imagine THAT picture. :)