Wife's out of town so I have the house all to myself and myself to myself. No, I am not going to fuck around on my wife while she's out of town. Yes, I will look at a lot of internet porn and I might play with myself. Then again I might weaken and go down the street to this woman house and tell her "My wife's is out of town and I need a woman to feed me, fuck me and wash my dirty drawers." Damn, what a good opening line. Oh, a GOOD MORNING EVERBODY! Now I am going to watch this series "Graceland" to see if it any good.