The Dawgs Breakfast

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by This Fucker, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Wife's out of town so I have the house all to myself and myself to myself. No, I am not going to fuck around on my wife while she's out of town. Yes, I will look at a lot of internet porn and I might play with myself. Then again I might weaken and go down the street to this woman house and tell her "My wife's is out of town and I need a woman to feed me, fuck me and wash my dirty drawers." Damn, what a good opening line. Oh, a GOOD MORNING EVERBODY! Now I am going to watch this series "Graceland" to see if it any good.
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  2. TonyJax

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    Fist
     
  3. TonyJax

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    It probably wont amount to anything more then sitting naked on the couch and eating chili out of the can with your fingers.


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    Oh look at the time, its off to work I go.


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  5. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    OMG. My favorite!
     
  6. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I've got $2500 vCash. :slick:
     
  7. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Me, too. Lets buy a hooker.
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Gilaet, what's the vCash?
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    It's used to place bets with the vBookie software Dawg just added.
    I'm getting ready to put up today's MLB games.
     
  11. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Oh that's cool. I'll bet 5 vCash on Black 22. I love roulette.
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Can I give it to Avalon for some booby pics?
     
  13. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    good morning



    :sunny:
     
  14. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    You can show me your booby pics for free. :wub:
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Something is fucked up with it.
    Gonna have to wait until Dawg takes a look at it later tonight.
     
  16. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    You're going to have to get off of some of that vCash to see mine. :no:
     
  17. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Morning Sunshine. How's the coffee?
     
  18. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    good morning :)

    just got my first cup

    first is best

    :coffee:
     
  19. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    I'm up. But I'm exhausted :facepalm:
     
  20. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Yeah I should have like 50000000 vCash.