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  1. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    You know that civilization is in a serious decline if they have to post sign like the one above.

    Good morning to you all, have a nice weekend and


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  2. Slippy

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    Good morning Fucker! :flowers:
     
  3. gilaet

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    People that defecate on subways don't know what defecating is.
     
  4. TonyJax

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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    I don't understand what this means.

    I once went into a bank machine vestibule - and there was a huge pile of shit as you opened the door. Human shit. You had to smell it the whole time you punched in your numbers to get out some cash. And step carefully - a couple of other people hadn't seen it in time, and it was a little spread out.

    Is that defecating?
     
  7. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    No, that's called stepping in shit.




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  9. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS Gold

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    I once saw a pile of human shit at WalMart. The front Rest Room was closed for cleaning and the poor soul I reckon never made it to the Reat Rooms in the back. All the jigabooms working there were like : "I'se ain't gwan clean it! YOU cleans it!"
     
  10. Stone Cold

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    Good morning :coffee:
     
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    Lardass Junior
     
  12. Billy Brown

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    4 game sweep.
    Fuck the Indians. :yes:
     
  13. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Someone (kids I suspect) took a shit on the seat of one of our loaders one night. The foreman on the job called me cause I was in charge of repairing the equipment. I explained to him that our mechanics were not janitors and he needed to figure out how to clean it up himself. :jj:
     
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    Its hard to get good help that will clean the poo. :no:
     
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    I saw a pile of human shit driving a mini Escalade.
     
  16. Stone Cold

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    You're obviously all medicated up this morning
     
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    I hear your Chinese name is Chow Yung Boys. Is that true?
     
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    I remember when you USED to be funny.
     
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    I bet you sprinkle sugar on a glazed donut before you eat it
     
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    Pull my finger