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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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  2. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Not this shit again.
     
  3. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    Move this shit thread to health and wellness

    Stop disobeying the rules op
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Hey Gary have you talked to your ex since the other nights bathroom incident?
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    i texted her today and asked if she wanted to have our first real band practice this week and she replied that she had woken up very sick and lost her voice:facepalm:
     
  6. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Gary what celebrity does your ex look like? You know, so we understand what you're going through.
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I can't think of a celebrity she looks like...She's short, dark hair, really tanned, blue eyes, big tits..I guess her body looks like Christina Aguilera's in the "Dirrty" music video
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    No more questions about my ex, please. Let's stick to the subject!
     
  9. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Is this where we sign up for the World Record thing?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    What's your ex's name
     
  11. Charon

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    What's that world record thing?
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    If there was ever a thread that needed a long cat, this is it.
     
  13. Charon

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    Does your ex do that world record thing?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sweet I've been waiting for this :cheer:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Is your ex brunette blonde or redhead
     
  16. Charon

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    What happened?
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Wanna be on the World Record Team with me? I think this thread is about going for a World Record

    gphnY.gif
     
  18. garypagetwo

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    stop talking about the world record thing or ill NEVER make a thread about it again
     
  19. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    How do I sign up for that?
     
  20. banksy

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