The day Beth farted.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Caption and illustrate plz.

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  2. BrerJimmy

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    [video=youtube;izQssOJ7ZXY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQssOJ7ZXY[/video]
     
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    they both wear wigs while jogging. must get smelly.
     
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    I dunno about all that fancy caption'n and such, but I do know that was the day Howard changed Beth's nickname from The Khalisi to Tooter the Turtle...
     
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    The day the music died.
     
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    What kind of a body shape is that for a man?!
    How can a boney scarecrow have such a voluptuous hip/butt region? Seriously....I think he's an XXY'er.
    Check this out.....
    "[h=3]Physical[edit source][/h]As babies and children, XXY males may have weaker muscles and reduced strength. As they grow older, they tend to become taller than average. They may have less muscle control and coordination than other boys their age.[SUP][4][/SUP]
    During puberty, the physical traits of the syndrome become more evident; because these boys do not produce as much testosterone as other boys, they have a less muscular body, less facial and body hair, and broader hips. As teens, XXY males may have larger breasts, weaker bones, and a lower energy level than other boys.[SUP][4][/SUP]
    By adulthood, XXY males look similar to males without the condition, although they are often taller. In adults, possible characteristics vary widely and include little to no signs of affectedness, a lanky, youthful build and facial appearance, or a rounded body type with some degree of gynecomastia (increased breast tissue).[SUP][13][/SUP] Gynecomastia is present to some extent in about a third of affected individuals, a slightly higher percentage than in the XY population. About 10% of XXY males have gynecomastianoticeable enough that they may choose to have cosmetic surgery.[SUP][3][/SUP]
    Affected males are often infertile, or may have reduced fertility. Advanced reproductive assistance is sometimes possible.[SUP][14][/SUP]
    The term hypogonadism in XXY symptoms is often misinterpreted to mean "small testicles" or "small penis". In fact, it means decreased testicular hormone/endocrine function. Because of this (primary) hypogonadism, individuals will often have a low serumtestosterone level but high serum follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormone (LH) levels.[SUP][15][/SUP] Despite this misunderstanding of the term, however, it is true that XXY men may also have microorchidism (i.e., small testicles).[SUP][15][/SUP]
    XXY males are also more likely than other men to have certain health problems, which typically affect females, such asautoimmune disorders, breast cancer, venous thromboembolic disease, and osteoporosis.[SUP][4][/SUP][SUP][16][/SUP] In contrast to these potentially increased risks, it is currently thought that rare X-linked recessive conditions occur less frequently in XXY males than in normal XY males, since these conditions are transmitted by genes on the X chromosome, and people with two X chromosomes are typically only carriers rather than affected by these X-linked recessive conditions."
     
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    Howard: "I wish you would quit telling me that my scarves are effeminate. And quit calling me a fag."

    Beth: "Would that I could. And buy me a new purse, you cunt." *FART*
     
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    When I smell Beth farting
    time just fades away
    night time turns to day
    we're as one

    she gives me comfort
    she can bring me joy
    like a little boy
    on Christmas day

    something happened I can not explain
    now I know I'll never be the same
     
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    [​IMG]

    sorry, couldn't help myself. :D

    love ya rp!
     
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    [video=youtube;dknb76qw0Oo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dknb76qw0Oo[/video]
     
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    Can we consolidate all the Beth Farts thread into one giant thread.
     
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    Like a cloud?
     
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    You must spread farts around before receiving some.
     
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