The days of thinking of "baseball" to stave off early ejaculation are over...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    There's a NEWER, more effective, mantra to assist men in warding off premature ejaculation .. .. . .




    "Sidibe.......Sidibe.......Sidibe.......Sidibe........Sidibe"



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    Why is super-morbid obesity this acceptable in today's society?

    Gabourey Sidibe slams Twitter haters


    But Gabourey Sidibe isn't letting mean-spirited comments get her down. After The American Horror Story: Coven actress walked the red carpet at last night's Golden Globes, some people turned to Twitter to make nasty comments about her appearance.

    Sidibe's response?

    "To people making mean comments about my GG pics, I mos def cried about it on that private jet on my way to my dream job last night. #JK" tweeted the Academy Award-nominated actress.
    You go, Tubby!
     
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    gay semen?
     
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    Jesus Christ, at least try and take care of your body.

    A little?

    Please??

    No.

    :cow:
     
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    Fat negros
     
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    oh good another 1 star sausage faggot thread :shit:
     
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    2 star
     
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    You're just an angry little man because your woman's as fat as Sidibe :sarcastic::backlol2:
     
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    Don't disrespect Frosty like that :nono:
     
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    Ha Ha, Phan is a two pump chump!
     
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    Well, at least this time she covered up those terrible arms, I'll give her that .... :coffee:
     
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    When did you & I make love ??
     
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    Thniking about that would only make my dick go soft, so I guess that would keep me from cumming.
     
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    It's hard to fathom her finding somewhere to store even more fat as she ages, but I guess it's possible.

    She'll be lucky to see 35.
     
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    It's funny how he thinks we don't know he is 2manboobs just because he stopped using the word "boon" in his threads.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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