The degradation of your wifes physical prowess, as a result of aging & childbirth

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    What specific steps have you taken to address the emotional sadness & loss of attraction you've experienced as a result of your wife's naturally occurring backslide in physical appearance/attractiveness ?...

    How are you able to see past the ravishings of age & residual bodily-damage leftover from childbirth?

    Please share your success stories:


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  2. Gwarn1

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    I find beauty in all women that give an effort to keep themselves together regardless of age.
     
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    You should probably look in the mirror and ask yourself why she would still want to fuck you.

    You project a lot... what's your half of the bargain there, Adonis?
     
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    Porn.


    Porn saves marriages.
     
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    Excellent question.

    The same question a woman asks herself when she's gotta push up his belly to suck his dick, and pick up his ballsack from half-way down his thigh.

    Age is a bitch. It'll hit you as hard as it hits her.
     
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    You claimed that PP's dick reached his belly button... was that function of the dick reaching up over the hump, or the belly distending down toward the shaft?
     
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    He's shorter than I am........which perturbs me to no end........and only wears a size 9 shoe.

    But he's built like a goddamn tripod.

    Blew the whole "foot size" theory out of the water.

    He's in excellent shape........his dick really goes PAST his belly button when it gets hard though.

    Pray tell: what made you think of my PP's dick and belly button at this time of the evening? :umunch:
     
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    I just figured you were fucking a fat guy and making excuses regarding his "reach"

    That's all :)
     
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    I fuck hate fuck her
     
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    I just have to show her my bank balance, & buy her the occasional Gucci purse, and all is copacetic ...
     
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    I don't know what this means
     
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    My wife is strong like bull.
     
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    I fuck her even though she hates me
     
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    Hopefully she cuts yer brake lines soon
     
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    True.. age hits us all. But like it or not, men tend to age much more gracefully... And, their earning ability takes off a few more figurative wrinkles.
    Women tend to come apart at the seams with age, even if they do have a few bucks...
     
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    Yeah HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    :(
     
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    That doesn't seem to be the case... you could be spending the fruits of your labor on some money grubbing harlot and keeping your wife in the lurch...

    You're obviously a frustrated no game having fuckface that chooses to project some image of success on these boards that doesn't ring true... life lesson dipshit, be nice to your wife. She's the only person on on this planet that will tolerate you and even pretend to desire getting your dick wet.

    Act accordingly.
     
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    You mad bro