News the demise of javascript/ what do you use?

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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    java is being phased out...
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    Java has caused me too many problems. I have it disabled, but enable it on sites I use.
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Chafed Ass, Itchy Scalp VIP Gold POTY Politics

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    java and javascript are two completely different coding languages/things
     
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    i did not know that
     
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    I'm thinking about transitioning over to sulawesi. :coffee:
     
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    Yes. If you disable javascript you'll get nowhere on the internets today.
     
  8. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Fortran 77.
     
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    Do you mean programming languages? I don't understand. I know a touch of Javascript/HTML/CSS but I ain't no programmer.
     
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    Sim cards you dipshit :jj:
     
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    So which one is "demised"...java or javascript? and, why does it matter to me?
     
  12. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    cobol
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    " python" is the answer
     
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    java != javascript

    Javascript is not going anywhere anytime soon, and neither is Java... Java Applets on the other hand... fuck that shit!
     
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    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    " firefox " and others disagree with your proclamation....
     
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    What part of my proclamation?

    This is what I do for a living - even our interns coming out of the best schools in the country are currently being taught Java as the #1 language.
     
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    Also, Firefox (Mozilla) doesn't drive shit when it comes to the web... that's all Google now - for better or worse.

    When was the last time you saw something come out of Google Labs that wasn't packed with JS? Never.
     
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    Google has already ended support for Java...
     
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    Come Java! Oops, I thought this thread was about Howard's dog Java.
     
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