Stern Show The dude who's gonna "train" HPE

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by nearly.normal, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. nearly.normal

    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    Who even cares any more?
     
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    [​IMG] good fucking luck buddy :sarcastic:
     
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  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    Disgusting:coffee:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Can he train him to stop being a thief and a leech on society??

    HPE is probably one of the few people on this planet I would enjoy seeing dead.
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    I see why he was pushing his instagram

















     
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    i don't look anything like either of them
    so that makes me sad and happy
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    :grr:
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I wish he'd get "trained" by an Amtrak.
     
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    He should be training Kelly Clarkson as well!:hubba:
     
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    Yesterday Jeff the Drunk called Shulis phone while Shuli was on The Jay Thomas Show. Jay goes "does Howard ever try to help these people or just use them until they die?" He said it a bit better than that but that was the gist of
    it.
    I'm no HPE fan and I doubt he can really be helped, but this made me remember that comment.
    Shuli, always quick to defend the Wig said something about the TV shows and various other opportunities JTD has been afforded because of Howard.
     
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    Guy's dumb as a stump
     
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    Oh no, not this bit again...
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    I think the brunette is his girlfriend. The dude kept telling Howard she was hot and in the other room but Howard completely ignored him and kept asking Erik how big he thought his trainers cock was.
     
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    The only thing HPE wants trained is his asshole to accept this guy's cock.
     
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    I already posted this but I'll repeat it since you brought up cock - Howard was drooling all over this guys cock. He asked probably 6-7 cock questions and said "cock" 10 times in under two minutes. But Howard played it off as Eric thinking about the dude's cock. Such as "Eric, how big do you think his cock is? Is it a big thick cock?"

    So transparent that Howard wanted that cock n balls.
     
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    Truly ... at this point, what is there to even train? He (HPE) just has to do tons of cardio before anything else ... no training involved there, just one foot in front of the other ....
     
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    You can't train HPE, he's too stupid.

    He's like a real life Homer Simpson - you could take him to a gym, put him on a treadmill, turn your back on him for a second, turn back around and he'll magically have a giant donut in his mouth. When asked where he got the donut, he'll gurgle: "I dunno".
     
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    I hate when HPE fakes his speech like his dumb and stupid, obviously for the fckn show. He was never like that in the past.
     
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