The Dumbest Shit Ever Said in Porn

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Icculus, May 9, 2013.

  1. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

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    NSFW

    [video]http://efukt.com/21007_The_Dumbest_Shit_Ever_Said_In_Porn.html[/video]
     
  2. peterfonda

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    Howard ought to hook up Annette Schwartz (whoever she is) with Jeff the Vomit Guy.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    this thread could go on for years
     
  4. Jake Dog

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    "Can I taste your juice?"
     
  5. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    These pornstars all say this stuff for shock effect and because they are told men want these kind of damaged goods in porn. I don't get it. Every girl that comes on Stern says they were raped or slept with 1,000 guys or does these "shocking" things. It's mostly all BS. Some might be telling the truth here but the ones Stern has on saying this crap, seem so fake.

    A year or two ago a girl came in and told Howard she slept with the cab driver on the way over in the cab. Then said she had sex with a guy janitor in the bathroom at the movies right before because he was in their cleaning and she's a sex addict. Yeaaahh OK, a guy janitor was in the womens bathroom during open hours?? More bullshit.:hehe:
     
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  6. HowieStearn

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    Pizza boy at door.
    Woman answers door in nightie "are you here to make a delivery??"
    "yes ma'am.. you musta ordered extra meat.."

    I press mute to save wood
     
  7. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Ha. Beat me to it. I can hear her voice now
     
  8. pontius pilot

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    "this is better than rejuvenation!"
     
  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    BTW, if I was with that last girl and she was saying all that I think I'd lose it:backlol:
     
  10. Quite Frankly

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    The Mommy-Son porn clips were pretty funny "Put your cock in Mommy's asshole right now!"

    Good research by Sal or Richard or JD, well done.
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I watched one where she said something like, "now that you cummed in mommy's pussy you might have some competition 9 months from now" :jj:
     
  12. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

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    it creeps me out how popular and abundant incestual porn is on all the tube sites I visit. I can't even deal with it mentally if the porn star has the same first name as my mom or sister.
     
  13. dexterdog

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    Vagyna POOsee...
     
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    I want to bring #9 home to meet mom
     
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    I have to admit that segment was the only one I laughed at all of the 2-day week this week.

    "See this? This is mommy's shit hole!" :giggle:

    It DID get creepy when Howard started mimicking his mom with that dialog, though :nocheer:
     
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    not the dumbest, but maybe the funniest quote from a melissa ashley video where she plays a virgin barmaid in the old west.

    "But I poop from there"
    "Not right now you dont"
     
  17. Avery

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    I think I watched that one. Chubby broad.
    :jj:
     
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    Your quote is perfect for a meme.

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    "My teeth fell in the radiator and I need those fuckers to suck cock!"
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    droppin loads