The Ebola Virus is Baccckkkk!

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  1. BaldPussy

    BaldPussy Well-Known Member

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    :yay:
     
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    "Ebola is also known to live in semen months after it's gone from the blood."
    Which is why I recommend you get rid of that evil semen on a daily basis.
     
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    Done and Done. :hat:
     
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    I hope that they were storing it in that CVS in Baltimore and all of the looters took some home to spread around to their friends and family.
    :cheer2:
     
  6. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Shake it off. A little Ebola never hurt anybody. Fuckin' millennial hipster douche bag. :grad:
     
  7. Rob0729

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    Good for Ebola. I was thinking it was going to go the way of SARS, Mad Cow disease, Swine Virus, and other potential pandemics that the media overhyped. Good to see it back to be way overhyped by the media to act like you actually have a better chance to get Ebola than winning Powerball while being eaten by a shark that is hit by lightning.
     
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    Ebola? Such a pretty name and she's hot.
     
  9. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    It's around
     
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    I had a feeling this wasn't going to be "over" so easily, and unfortunately, I was right :ucoffee:
     
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    I didn't read the story, are you suggesting some one took a load in the eye?
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I love how doctors were "stunned" that it could live in your eye months later. Then quick to assure us that there's no threat of it spreading. As if they know. They have a sample of one.
     
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    Ebola just needs a better pr department. The number of deaths just went over 11,000. It was 3,000 in the fall.
     
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    he has eyebola


    that's a really terrible attempt at humor
     
  15. Rob0729

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    11,000 people out of 7 billion. I think we have already passed the tipping point of no return. We are all doomed.
     
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    wow it's like The Who of virus... always up for one last farewell concert
     
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    while the virus was raging, i read somewhere that they knew that it could live and be spread via sex for up to 6 months after getting better. i think it was a british paper. i don't recall it being widely reported if at all.

    shitty reporting. too busy looking for evil cops.