The Egg Master: Make breakfast; have nightmares forever.

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  1. Chriza

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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    when do you go back to school?
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :jj:
     
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  5. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    It makes a squealing egg-cock that you can then eat.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Omg that video before you even play it is ridiculous!

    That egg is banana shaped!
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    This is a horrifying and precise description.
     
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    I think I'll try that other new amazing invention called the frying pan.
     
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    That review is funny. I enjoyed your thread!
     
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    This is great. I often find myself in a location without a stove or microwave, yet I have raw eggs and no way to cook them.
     
  11. Chriza

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    Fanks, B. :yes:
     
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    Yea I got my bag my water my cell phone and two raw eggs with no way to cook em! What am I gonna do?
     
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    thanks for keeping us updated on the latest viral internet product, orange man
     
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    They should make an app for that.
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Fuck that looks gross
     
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    Like pushing out an egg turd.
     
  18. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Call me unhip, but I still like mine off of a pan on a stove.
     
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