The Eleventh Day of Larrymas

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    On the Eleventh Day of Larrymas
    The Lawyer gave to me

    Eleven Roddy Pipers
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    The Ten Lords of Wrestling
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    Nine Ladies Dancing
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    Eight J-Cup Titles
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    The TV Title Best of Seven
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    The World Six Man Champions
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    Five Olympic Rings!
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    Four Horsemen
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    Three Freebirds
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    Two Tag Team Titles
    And a briefcase marked M-I-T-B!
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  2. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Fun fact - the ancient Mayan calendar coincides with the days of Larrymas.
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    The Olmecs were huge Larry Inc. marks.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've lost count of how many human sacrifices were made in honor of Double L.
     
  5. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Who cares about the humans, how many whores have been sacrificed in the name of Larry Inc.
     
  6. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    this has been the highlight of the season for me. The 12 days of Larrymas. BRILLIANT!!!
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Pure faggotry.
     
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  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    There are 365 days of Larrymas. 366 in leap year.
     
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    that's too much for my heart to take bro.
     
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    People who talk about faggots and faggotry are the most original and funny comedic geniuses that they must be comedy writers. That is just such pure and original comedy gold and I have never seen anything like it before. It's so funny, I can't stop lmao.
     
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    You ever notice that the people that yell "faggots" the loudest are generally self loathing douchebags? I think there was a blue ribbon study about that somewhere.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    They hate their own pathetic lives and hate to see other people having fun.
     
  13. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Did you ever wonder what the WD in WD-40 stands for?? WD is an abbreviation for Water Displacer.
     
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  14. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Being of superior mind and extraordinary intellect, I could get into this gimmick.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Dia de Los Larry, Danny got the baby Jesus . I guess dinner at Danny's house . Can't wait !!
     
  16. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    There are two pics of Regal in the 10 Lords- fail.
     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    1 is Lord Steven and 1 is Lord William.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    He was never called Lord William- fail.
     
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    I knew that!
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Maybe not where you come from, but trust me. I know him personally and his close friends called him Lord William.