The End Is Near......

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Gunt, Mar 17, 2017.

  1. GodsWForecast

    GodsWForecast VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's about 8:18 over here, just passing thru'

    Artie dead yet?

    Just askin'

    Thanks.
     
  2. j rizzi

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    or like a double bladed coke straw like tony montana
     
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    He always said he doesn't use needles but no one who does heroin for as long as he has still snorts it. It's got to be a bitch to find a vein under all that fat but thats probably Fellato's job now. " I used to shoot PCP into Steve Dahl's cock." - Dan Fellato
     
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  4. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    With as jacked up as his nose is....how the fuck can he successfully snort H if he even wanted to? or coke for that matter???
     
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    I get all my drug knowledge from Artie. Does snorting coke or herion do that to a nose?
     
  6. Gunt

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    It can certainly caused a collapse in the nostril......but his nose seems to be damaged worse than that.
     
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    I want to be on record predicting Artie goes out Budd Dwyer-style on stage tonight in Montclair. :suicide:
     
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    Artie on Craig Ferguson yesterday

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    I am 46 and he looks 20 years older than me.

    I honestly think he has 2 or 3 years left to live. Tops.
     
  10. DarkFriday

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    :crying::suicide:
     
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    Where is Artie? Jail, rehab, or at his house?
     
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    Unfortunately, he didn't sound much better than he looks there.

    He has this hang-up where he's kept track of who in his mind has cared about his past issues, and who hasn't. At one point he mentions that Ferguson didn't seem worried about his suicide attempt when a guest mentioned it on his old show. It reminded me of when Artie posted pictures of his Mad TV cast and pointed out who looked out for him back in the day, and who didn't. He has to move past that stuff. Not a bad listen though

     
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  14. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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