The "Engaged Chicken Broke Up our E-romance" Thread

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    first she chased me down, played hard to get, insulted me to appeal to my insecurities, then she hurted my feelyings and for no reason she broke up our e-romance.



    oh and she told me to shove my pineapple up my ass. Then she put me on ignore again so she has to click every one of my boxes to read me.


    please make me feel bettah?
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    Shut up, stupid. :coffee:
     
  3. Shivvy

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    Writers block?
     
  4. Neesie

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    Dear Lord. He used to be sort of good at this. :facepalm:
     
  5. Gitfiddle

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    Neesie wants in on a three way.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    so transparent :coffee:
     
  7. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    No. He didn't. :coffee:



    And I don't know what he said, I still have him on ignore. :D What a dipshit. :p
     
  8. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Patron Saint of the Banned Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    :thumbup:
     
  10. Diogenes1

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    don't strike my heart thrice fold! oh wherefore art thou angel of mercy?
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm in pain, don't kick me like a junkyard dog.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    you know everything I said, you have your finger on your nubbin' as you read me.
     
  13. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Consider yourself lucky and move on.
     
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    Chicken is spreading her wings. :coffee:
     
  16. ice cream

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    animal god
    shivy
    ec
    ?
     
  17. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Engaged . . . don't pay attention to this Greek chorus that are your e-knight followers, they don't know the special chemistry we have.

    The way you communicate to me, 'tis like the gods coercing Helen to Troy.
     
  18. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    this just gave EC a hot flash.
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're an odd fellow.

    And I say that as a member of a message board with some pretty quirky folks.
     
  20. ice cream

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    :words:

    tedious sir simply tedious