The "Engaged Chicken Broke Up our E-romance" Thread

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    first she chased me down, played hard to get, insulted me to appeal to my insecurities, then she hurted my feelyings and for no reason she broke up our e-romance.



    oh and she told me to shove my pineapple up my ass. Then she put me on ignore again so she has to click every one of my boxes to read me.


    please make me feel bettah?
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Shut up, stupid. :coffee:
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Writers block?
     
  4. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    Dear Lord. He used to be sort of good at this. :facepalm:
     
  5. Gitfiddle

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    Neesie wants in on a three way.
     
  6. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    so transparent :coffee:
     
  7. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    No. He didn't. :coffee:



    And I don't know what he said, I still have him on ignore. :D What a dipshit. :p
     
  8. EasyJesus

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    :jj:
     
  9. sarnie

    sarnie haha,sore losers Gold

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    :thumbup:
     
  10. Diogenes1

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    don't strike my heart thrice fold! oh wherefore art thou angel of mercy?
     
  11. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm in pain, don't kick me like a junkyard dog.
     
  12. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    you know everything I said, you have your finger on your nubbin' as you read me.
     
  13. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Consider yourself lucky and move on.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Chicken is spreading her wings. :coffee:
     
  16. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    animal god
    shivy
    ec
    ?
     
  17. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Engaged . . . don't pay attention to this Greek chorus that are your e-knight followers, they don't know the special chemistry we have.

    The way you communicate to me, 'tis like the gods coercing Helen to Troy.
     
  18. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    this just gave EC a hot flash.
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You're an odd fellow.

    And I say that as a member of a message board with some pretty quirky folks.
     
  20. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    :words:

    tedious sir simply tedious