The Federal Government should stay shut down... they're useless

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Oct 12, 2013.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    The lot of them... stay closed, assholes.

    The political parties abuse us, like a Charlie Brown kick where Lucy always pulls the ball away... "maybe my guy will do the right thing this time!"

    I assure you he or she will not.

    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  3. Daveindiego

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    Yeah, fuck that big bad government.


    I don't want my food inspected before I eat. :cuss:
     
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    ain't nobody inspecting that mexican cart shit anyways
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Gubment should get out of Foster Farms processing plants, and stop inspecting their chicken for deadly bacterial outbreaks. :cuss:
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Stamps?
     
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    I want my roads, freeways and bridges to be unsafe and deliquent in repairs. Gubment, stay off my roads! God meant for it to be unsafe. :cuss:
     
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    Stupid Food and Drug Administration.

    I want to be able to buy unknown and unsafe drugs goddamnit, it's my rights! Fuck the gubment. :cuss:
     
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    I want to fly in airplanes that are free. America means freedom.

    They shouldn't have to contend with meddling, stupid, gubment FAA controllers. :cuss:
     
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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    We need more fertilizer plant explosions.
     
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    Schmoopy's your guy for all drugs not approved by the FDA
     
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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    Rugged individualism.

    :jj:
     
  13. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Wow... immersed in idiots.
     
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    i was wondering about this yesterday: a couple of years ago the taxis decided to hold a wildcat strike. they said it would cripple the city. the day came and everyone walked. it was like an impromptu party in the city. the mayor said it was so nice that maybe we should have taxi-less Wednesdays every August.

    maybe the govt should only be open 6 months a year? it would cut the budget..
     
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    i wonder if the penalty for buying crystal meth on the street and converting it to sudafed is worse than the penalties for buying sudafed and turning it into crystal meth? i can get crystal meth everywhere whereas the drug stores are always out of stock of sudafed.
     
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    It is ridiculous that the gubment plows the roads when it snows.

    No one plowed for George Washington, and he was free!!

    :cuss:
     
  17. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    So in the past 3 weeks have they "protected" you from expired meat? Told you that you can't buy Sudafed?

    How many times in the past 3 weeks has the Federal government made a choice for you that you don't feel capable of making for yourself?
     
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    :jj:

    A revolution's coming. I can feel it. Can you?:evil:
     
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    You know what really chaps my hide....

    FEMA.

    Fuck the gubment, and the assistance they provide during natural disasters that occur. Bullshit gubment!! :cuss:
     
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