The First Time I Meet Someone IRL I Always Bring Them...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Spazzmatazz, Aug 3, 2014.

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So, what would you bring?

  1. Bottle of wine

    18.2%
  2. A 12 pack

    22.7%
  3. Weed

    22.7%
  4. Crack

    13.6%
  5. A blackjack

    4.5%
  6. a Buck knife

    18.2%
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    Me? Beer.
     
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    I usually bring weed and beer. If it is a broad, I also bring rubbers, baby wipes, lube, mouthwash and her hourly rate.
     
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    I voted, "Bottle of Wine" but technically I usually give them a 9 pack...or an 8 pack, depending how long the drive is.

    Blackjacks are more of a Christmas-y type thing. I only shop from the BudK catalog when a special occasion is coming up.
     
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    Me? I got ten bottles of wine. A hundred. Four thousand bottles of wine, baby.

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    exotic candies
     
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    where is the

    Jack shit option?
     
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    :coffee: if you're paying the hourly rate she can bring her own mouthwash
     
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    i always like to make sure the gift is age appropriate

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    So, @nicksgt, how long have you been plying senior citizens with jello shots before defiling them?...
     
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    Bread, so this house may never know hunger.
    Salt, that life may always have flavor.
    And wine, that joy and prosperity may reign forever.
    Enter the Spazzini castle.

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