Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Spazzmatazz, Aug 3, 2014.
I usually bring weed and beer. If it is a broad, I also bring rubbers, baby wipes, lube, mouthwash and her hourly rate.
I voted, "Bottle of Wine" but technically I usually give them a 9 pack...or an 8 pack, depending how long the drive is.
Blackjacks are more of a Christmas-y type thing. I only shop from the BudK catalog when a special occasion is coming up.
Me? I got ten bottles of wine. A hundred. Four thousand bottles of wine, baby.
where is the
Jack shit option?
if you're paying the hourly rate she can bring her own mouthwash
Forty years of bad luck, misery and pestilence.
i always like to make sure the gift is age appropriate
So, @nicksgt, how long have you been plying senior citizens with jello shots before defiling them?...
Bread, so this house may never know hunger.
Salt, that life may always have flavor.
And wine, that joy and prosperity may reign forever.
Enter the Spazzini castle.