The foster is here!

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  1. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nope, not Beth this time. Now I'm bragging. I just wish I had a digital camera and a twitter account. I could get all kinds of likes.

    A 10 year old dog with no teeth. Not exactly a declawed Persian cat, but I think we'll probably keep her.

    I'll have to get better at this, my story doesn't sound very impressive. I guess I should've concocted a backstory of how she came to be a 10 year old dog with no teeth. Something with more specifics than there's any chance I could possibly know. Hey, maybe I'll make up something like the dog only had 3 legs and after 10 days of living with me, it grew another one.

    OK, I'm off to take a dump with her on my lap.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    So sweet. You have a gramma woof. i wish you could take a pic and post.. this is the kind of animal Miss all about me should be fostering...
     
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    The shelter and vet said she's around 10, but you wouldn't know it to look at her. She showed up at the shelter as a stray with 7 teeth and the vet had to pull 5 because they were so bad. So she does have 2 teeth left, but I haven't been able to locate where they are yet. She's eating some, but not as much as she should. I hope it's just because her mouth is sore from surgery and that she'll get an appetite soon. Otherwise, she's doing well. Very friendly and acts like she's always lived here. Here's a pic my wife took with her phone.

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    where are the semi-nude selfies?
    you are doing God's work.
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    She's adorable. You don't need a background story like whatsherface, you are awesome!!! :thumbup2:
     
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    very cute! a lotta rat terrier which is a great breed. good for you KAP. :up:
     
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    Welcome cute foster dawg !
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Very sweet, except the dump part.:)
     
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    I think a regimen of love, purpose, hope and selfies just might grow in new teeth. (But in the meantime, if he doesn't have a name you're aware of, I'd consider "Gumby")

    Reps for stepping up
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'll leave pics of me out of it. But I could post another of the dog showing a little more fur.
     
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    She is a keeper. Give her plenty of hugs and kisses. It's a fucking sin for these poor dogs living in a homeless shelter.
     
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    what did you name her?
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thanks. Yeah, I was trying to make one up but I'm just not very good at lying.
     
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    Thanks. Yeah, I have another terrior and one I lost last year. Best dogs ever.
     
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    She said thanks.
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thanks. She didn't end up on my lap. She laid on the floor mat in front of me.
     
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    Yeah, I really should make up a backstory and then also a major success story my care has brought. I like the idea of growing her teeth back, I'll use that.

    We'd have stuck with whatever her real name was, but she was dropped off as a stray. We decided on Gertie. So it's possible she might get the nickname of Gumby Gertie.
     
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    I just read that story a couple hours ago. I like it.
     
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