Nope, not Beth this time. Now I'm bragging. I just wish I had a digital camera and a twitter account. I could get all kinds of likes. A 10 year old dog with no teeth. Not exactly a declawed Persian cat, but I think we'll probably keep her. I'll have to get better at this, my story doesn't sound very impressive. I guess I should've concocted a backstory of how she came to be a 10 year old dog with no teeth. Something with more specifics than there's any chance I could possibly know. Hey, maybe I'll make up something like the dog only had 3 legs and after 10 days of living with me, it grew another one. OK, I'm off to take a dump with her on my lap.