The Friendzone

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  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    You want to get out of that friendzone and into her panties?
    Follow these simple tips and she'll be begging for your tip.

    ~no homo.



    1. Stop being a pussy for her.
    -Stop listening to her bullshit stories about the nga she's currently with. You don't have time for that shit.
    -Stop dashing over to her crib every time she needs some dumb chore or errand done. You don't have time for that shit either.

    2. Start talking to her like she's one of your buddies.
    -If you talk to her like a normal friend instead of a puppy waiting for a treat, that shit will catch her ass off guard.
    -Start asking her to hook you up with some of her fine ass girlfriends. You have to act as if you're no longer interested in her sexually. (But, if you do hook up with her friends, that shit will make Ms Friendzone jealous like a motha fucka.)




    You see, Ms Friendzone knows exactly what she's doing. She's the puppet master and you're the willing puppet. Problem is that she's just using you. Sure, she'll flirt hard with you knowing that you're too scared to take that shit to a whole notha level.

    And I'm speaking from experience. I had female friend who was with some asshole boyfriend. She'd come to my apartment and had my ass up listening to all that bullshit about him. As our friendzone aura got stronger, she would hug me and kiss me on the lips. And I did nothing. Till one evening, she kissed me. I spun her ass around and started kissing her neck. I grabbed her titties. She grabbed my dingaling. Turned into one of the best fuck buddies of my life.
     
  2. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Just start treating us like shit....we will chase you
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.
     
  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Wicked is right
     
  5. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You too. Shut yer cockholster.
     
  6. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

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    This is the absolute truth
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    That last part was kinda hot
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I pick and choose. There are chicks I'll scam on forever, but I also have a group of hot chicks who are my close friends, and I gave up on trying to fuck them years ago. Some of them are married now, and their husbands are my friends too. The friend zone can be cool if you embrace it.
     
  9. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :jj:


    :hump:
     
  10. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    nice cash :pie:
     
  11. Charon

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    My teams win :D
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :grr:

    :c
     
  13. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    I put 1400 on the sox game for tonight against those stinky canadians
     
  14. Charon

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    I bet on the Sox as well :cheer:
     
  15. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :woot:
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    The Friend Zone is my personal Vietnam, and I've pulled countless tours of duty there......:bug::ohnoes:
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    Nothing better than having a FWB
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I met a woman that I want to keep in the Friendzone for awhile. She's nice but there are red flags....
     
  19. Habit Forming

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    Red flags?
    Go deeper, my brotha.
     
  20. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    You broads are nutty.