You want to get out of that friendzone and into her panties? Follow these simple tips and she'll be begging for your tip. ~no homo. 1. Stop being a pussy for her. -Stop listening to her bullshit stories about the nga she's currently with. You don't have time for that shit. -Stop dashing over to her crib every time she needs some dumb chore or errand done. You don't have time for that shit either. 2. Start talking to her like she's one of your buddies. -If you talk to her like a normal friend instead of a puppy waiting for a treat, that shit will catch her ass off guard. -Start asking her to hook you up with some of her fine ass girlfriends. You have to act as if you're no longer interested in her sexually. (But, if you do hook up with her friends, that shit will make Ms Friendzone jealous like a motha fucka.) You see, Ms Friendzone knows exactly what she's doing. She's the puppet master and you're the willing puppet. Problem is that she's just using you. Sure, she'll flirt hard with you knowing that you're too scared to take that shit to a whole notha level. And I'm speaking from experience. I had female friend who was with some asshole boyfriend. She'd come to my apartment and had my ass up listening to all that bullshit about him. As our friendzone aura got stronger, she would hug me and kiss me on the lips. And I did nothing. Till one evening, she kissed me. I spun her ass around and started kissing her neck. I grabbed her titties. She grabbed my dingaling. Turned into one of the best fuck buddies of my life.