The Fucking Bitch Kicked me hard as fuck

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  1. Colleen

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    I had 2 horses in a smaller pen in the barn and as I was walking beside Star with Whisper when Star decided to be a bitch and Kick Whisper as hard as she could as we passed, but instead nailed me on the back/side of my thigh, causing Whisper to bolt from my grip in a panic, as she slammed my body into the wall.
    OUCH FUCKKKKKK......got a headache now.


    The bitch who kicked me
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    I love my horses, but some days I think they are all Bitches
     
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Looks like we have another candidate for the glue factory here...
     
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    hope it knocked your lazy eye back into place
     
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    West. :nojj:
     
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    Fixed

     
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    Myth Busted:

    Myth:

    Old horses go to the glue factory


    A hundred years ago, many old horses were killed and sent to the glue factory. But today, most glue is made from the bones and hooves of cattle, which thanks to the fast-food burger places, there are a lot of these by-products to be used.
     
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    True. Nowdays, horse meat is considered a delicacy in Canada, particularly in the fine dining establishments of Ontario province.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    I used to think you were boring as fuck till someone pointed out that that's just your shtick " boring guy" and that you are not really this lame in real life. so :)
     
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    My motorcycles don't kick me. :no:
     
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    this bitch is the female spazzmatazz, lord have mercy
     
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    She was probably just hungry.
     
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    Colleen Awesome Banned User

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    I don't follow you or comment and any of your threads or posts and yet you follow me around like a puppy dog. You love my attention admit it you worm
     
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    didnt read :dancin:
     
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    [​IMG] :whythelongface?::console:
     
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    Yes Star was still eating her grain and Whisper had finished and I was putting her back when I walked by Star. 100% my fault
     
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    Colleen Awesome Banned User

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    Didn't read = You can't think of anything to say
    Now go away, I still won't fuck you