The funny thing is Beth would have probably done the Bachelor!

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Howard today while correctly raging on the psycho chicks that go on the bachelor said he thanked god for his wife while ironically ignoring the fact that Beth would have probably been one of them if she hadn't met him
     
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    yes that is quite hilarious
     
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    It is very odd when Howard goofs on other women because it's like he's talking about Beth when he does it. I don't think he does it on purpose, and maybe somebody else can analyze Howard better, but it's happened enough times that it is a trend now.

    1) Howard goofing on how quickly he bachelor women fall in love........... Hmmmm, So you mean like the Beth story of immediately falling in love after gazing into Howard's eyes?

    2) goofing on jenny McCartney for wearing glasses to look smart on certain shows......... Hmmmmmm, so you mean like Beth's "smart" glasses?

    3) hot girls going on talk shows but boring the host bc they have nothing to say........ Hmmmmmm, so you mean like EVERY SINGLE Beth talk show appearance.

    There's literally dozens and dozens of these examples where you could substitute Beth with the women Howard is goofing on. And I'm not even talking about going back as far as goofing on Don Imus's wife. There's dozens and dozens of examples in just recent years.
     
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    Like you say hundreds of examples!
     
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    Beth would have been a great Bachelor. :coffee:
     
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    Beth would have agreed to do "The Bachelor" in about 0.000001 seconds. She would LOVE to be on TV and be the center of attention. But she would really want to be the Bachelorette... she would not want to be one of many women, she would want it to be all about her.

    And she would choose based on their wealth, their fame, and their bank account - in that order.

    For those of us that think Beff is a conniving cunt - there is a bright side. The future is grim for her. Her little amount of fame will decrease rapidly, dwindling to zero when Howard is no longer in the media (likely within 5-10 years). Within those 10 years, her husband is going to be a 70 year old man, while she will still be a pretty-attractive looking 50 year old.

    Their relationship can't last because Howard's fame can't last - and by definition, Beff being younger means she will inescapably find herself at some point a childless wretch married to a disgusting old neurotic has-been that selected her as arm candy.
     
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    No she is more a Millionaire Match Maker Level than The Bachelor.

    The Bachelor is A list and Match Maker is like D borderline escorting.

     
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    Here is Beths promo sheet
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    I can't see Beth doing the Bachelor. As Howard has said repeatedly, Beth doesn't want to be famous. I can see her fitting in with those fame seeking, attention whores only on the show to get their 15 minutes of fame and make money. That seems the opposite of Beth. She just shuns the spotlight.