The Further Decline Of A Once Great Country - Texas woman suing Dallas Cowboys...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    [h=1]Woman sues Dallas Cowboys after burning backside[/h] [h=5]By chron.com staff[/h] [h=5]Updated 7:28 a.m., Friday, August 17, 2012[/h]
    A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing the organization and its owner, claiming she burned her backside by sitting on a bench outside the stadium two years ago.
    Jennelle Carrillo of Cleburne was hospitalized for about a week after attending the team's annual scrimmage on Aug. 10, 2010, according to CBSDFW.com.
    "She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts," Carrillo's Austin-based lawyer Michael Wash told CBSDFW.com.

    The lawsuit alleges that the black marble bench became extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous after being exposed to the sun on an August day.
    The stadium didn't warn Carillo or others about the potential dangers, the lawsuit claims.

    In court papers, Wash said his client suffered pain, disfigurement and loss of earning capacity because of her injuries.
    She is seeking a jury trial and any damages set by that jury.


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    I guess this half wit didn't grow up in the 60's and 70's when every kid burned their ass on the hot vinyl covered car seats in the summer. You actually learn to test where you're sitting before you plop.
     
  2. Snotty

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    Bullshit......
     
  3. CaptainFrank

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    She should sue the cowboys for sucking for two decades.
     
  4. Ice Hole

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    Is she a great big fat person?
     
  5. Scott

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    She should sue the sun.
     
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    She should sue them, they shouldn't put out skillets for people to sit on. She got 3rd degree burns, that's serious.
     
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    The sun is a deadbeat, it will just ignore the judgement.
     
  8. Mr Vengeance

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    She should sue her parents for giving birth to a fucking moron.
     
  9. HS Cult Leader

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    There isn't a warning on the stove either, but as a child, most are taught not to touch. She is from Dallas, not Alaska, most people in the sun belt of the country learn early on in life that EVERYTHING gets hot in the summer! You watch what you touch or where you plant your ass! This is just another common sense case like putting a HOT cup of coffee between your legs and try driving without spilling it. YES, she might have been burned bad, but so will I if I get in the shower and crank the valve to full hot! There's no warning sign in my shower either.
     
  10. Murcielago

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    I don't get how she remained seated long enough to develop 3rd degree burns, I'd speculate about that but it would be rather cruel.
     
  11. HS Cult Leader

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    My sister works for the Disney Corporate offices in Anaheim, she tells about the weekly idiotic lawsuits that are filed against them for the most unbelievable reasons. People will hurt themselves every way possible and still blame Disneyland. No one ever hears about the nonsense because they don't want the stories to get out.
     
  12. BethsZygote

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    guarantee this bitch is 300lb and was too fat to get up quickly.

    She deserves a darwin award, not a phat lawsuit.

    She should have rolled off, but i bet shes one of those people who have to hoist themselves up to get out of a chair.
     
  13. Anyonenow

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    That is what I thought too.

    This is her...Allegedly
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    This NOT her Butt...
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  14. Scott

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    Does Disney settle or go to court?
     
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    it was a bench, it is meant to be sat on. If you or your stupid kid sit on a hot stove you can't sue anyone.
     
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    Karma is a bitch when they threaten people who make a cake with a Disney character for their kids. You put two black circles on top of a cake and they will sue you.
     
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    The sun is a black??? :)
     
  18. Uncle Larry

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    It's amazing more people haven't been hurt by this dangerous bench outside the stadium. It happened two years ago, so the statute of limitations for this cash grab may have been close to expiring. Likely result should be the same as One Twelve Inc. v. Sirius XM.
     
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    Yes, it's high yellow.
     
  20. AuntDolly

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    Same thing happens with the Dodgers. Although they still occur, the drunken a-hole lawsuits are the main reason why they stopped selling beer after the 7th inning years ago.

    Back to the original story - this woman was in the hospital for ONE WEEK???? People have major surgeries and are discharged within 2 days.