The Future of Hockey in names & it isn't pretty

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  1. Alisonsbankacct

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    The Western Hockey League Bantam Draft was held today. Here are the first names of the players selected, as compiled by Blueshirt Banter’s Adam Herman:



    Players who reside in Alberta, B.C., Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Northwest Territories, Yukon, Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington and Wyoming are protected for the WHL and are eligible to be listed by WHL clubs through regular WHL listing procedures.



    http://deadspin.com/the-future-of-hockey-is-a-bunch-of-kids-with-irritating-1702933861
     
  2. Quality Control

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    Brevin? Paycen? KELTIE???? These all remind me of this:

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    And 4 different sets of parents went with "Rylan"!

    If any Shedders have a child with one of these names, they must turn themselves in immediately. Especially if they have a son named "Kale"
     
  4. KDK12

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    Look at the first names of the NFL draft if you want a real laugh
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I have such a superior attitude about ppl who give their kids stupid names. I try to be nice and tolerant in all areas of life, but some of these ppl need their houses TP'd.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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  7. Petal

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    Haydn... really? Just lazy to leave out the "e" in Hayden... or did they just have to be different and "special"?

    and KALE?? You named your child after produce. Nice.

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    I didn't even see Kale until your post. If the Kales of the world, all three of them, don't rise up in the future and make all of society rue the days they were named we should breathe a collective sigh of relief toward the heavens.


    Right? I don't get the made up names thing, especially if they're dumb names. When I was in high school I babysat for a girl whose mother was pregnant. The parents decided to let the girl name her baby sister. What name did a 7 year-old child come up with? Camera. Spelled and pronounced like camera. The parents fell head over heels in love with it. And I was left scratching my head and thinking, "...but her name will be camera."
     
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    The pussification of society continues
     
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    :giggle: I was thinking the same thing. Poor kid.
     
  11. Jayla

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    A really smart, amazing woman I used to work with named her baby girl "Dazlyn" - as in "Dazzling!". This woman was educated, interesting and successful. A smart dresser too. WTF?
     
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    special kids need special names
     
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    people shit on the reggies..sheesh this is the same
     
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    Hmmm - maybe she could get this phone cover... :giggle:

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    I could totally see Beefus doing this.

    Wiggy made fun of Paltrow's kid's names... but Beefus would have nutso ones like these. I believe it 100%
     
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    I'm surprised that there's a Kaiden, Caiden, Jayden, and Kaeden but no "Aiden" yet. I guess that'll be in the next 5-10 years.
     
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    I have a couple of friends who have some borderline douche names for their kids. God bless my buddy who named his son Henry.
     
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    My nephew Rutabega doesn't think that's very nice




    :c
     
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