Stern Show THE GAY CAT'S WIG (reposted)

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  1. Dean Wormer

    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

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    THE GAY CAT’S WIG

    THE GAY CAT’S WIG GOT FIVE MORE YEARS
    AND WE COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.
    COMMERCIALS, OLD MUSIC,
    AND UNFUNNY BITS.
    AREN’T YOU GLAD YOUR ASS WAS INVITED?

    FAKE CALLERS SAY SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT HIM,
    ‘CAUSE THE PUBLIC CAN’T GET ON THE AIR.
    HE FILLS THE DAY WITH
    CELEBRITY ASS-KISSING,
    AND HAS NOT A MOMENT TO SPARE.

    HE PISSES ON FANS THAT MADE HIM RICH.
    AND EXILES COMEDIANS WITH BALLS.
    BUT LAME ASS IMPRESSIONS
    ARE QUITE A TRANSGRESSION.
    NO WONDER THE SHOW TOOK A FALL.

    MARYANN, BOBO AND JOEY-- OH MY!
    THESE LOSERS ARE BORING AS FUCK.
    FROM JACKIE AND ARTIE
    TO BENJY THE CREEP,
    IS THERE ANYTHING LOWER THAN SUCK?

    THE KING OF ALL MEDIA IS ON THE LAST MILE
    AND HIS OLD, FLABBY ASS IS HOBBLIN’.
    AND THE REAL FANS KNOW,
    YOU’RE PHONING IT IN.
    “UH, IS ANYTHING ELSE, ROBIN?”

    THE GAY CAT’S WIG GOT FIVE MORE YEARS,
    AND I’M SURE IT GO BY LIKE A CRAWL
    THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES,
    YOU HOOKED-NOSED JEW BASTARD,
    AND BABA BOOEY TO YA ALL.​
     
  2. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Horrible
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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  4. Thedomina

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    Come on, not like you to sugarcoat things like that