Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Avery, Aug 28, 2014.
the other guy sitting behind me,
"Did you invite the crossfit boys?"
well, did he?
Yes. And to no one specific. He said he put out the word to the whole gym.
Avery commutes to Fire Island with gays
"fire island" is probably what the crossfit boy's butts will feel like by Sunday.
How quickly did you get a boner?
That's why I put the comma there. The ferries are on my line.
Only when they started talking about the drag queens.
Ferries on my line = dude on my junk*
From Fire Island News:
The members of the Arts Project of Cherry Grove (APCG) roundly acclaimed Whore D’Oeuvre as Homecoming Queen 2014 at the membership party at the Community House on May 25. MCs for the contest were Bella and APCG President Panzi and there were five contestants vying for the title and crown: Whore D’Oeuvre, the winner; Ginger Snapt, coming in a close second; Jo Jo Gerard; Mother; and the mysterious Missy Mink (past APCG President CeeJay Rosen).
Bella and Panzi introduced all past Homecoming Queens who were present, including Homecoming Queen 2013 Shirley Shapiro. In her step-down speech, Shirley Shapiro thanked Urban Sprawl, for doing her makeup and hair every time she had to appear, as well as APCG and all of the members present, before crowning Whore D’Oeuvre as her successor.