The girls who you want to meet on tinder

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  1. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    Here are some girls that know how to get a guys attention.

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    Note to self: join Tinder
     
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    Emily and Holly = yes

    Edit to add Layla too.
     
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    One thing they aren't is bashful. :artiejj:
     
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    Most of those are probably guys trying to get other dudes to message them so they can show their friends the ridiculous messages. Others are women trying to get dumb guys to drool over them and then post the messages on the net. A small fraction are probably genuinely hot girls.

    There may even be 1 who likes anal and is hot, but that's like finding Fort Knox in your basement.
     
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    I'm an old married fart, so I don't know shit. Is Tinder real or is it like Ashley Madison, etc with fake profiles, etc.? Do guys really get laid from Tinder?
     
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    I do think I like that Holly
     
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    99% bullshit. Girls just aren't that clever or interesting especially in those age ranges, and when they are theyre playing some other angle,

    The game hasn't changed - girls are the same prima donnas they always were, and even moderately attractive males are in for a world of drama and headache in trying the online dating thing. All a numbers game. Every dating and hookup site is a sausage party so girls hold all the cards.
     
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    I agree, if I used tinder I won't bother with these girls. Like you guys said, its mostly girls who want some attention or some guys doing it for shits and giggles. I tried online dating with 2 sites.....what a waste of time that was.
     
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    I know some friends who met their wives on eharmony and stuff like that. These girls are solid 8s and both told me they ignored the 10s because if a 10 is on that site it means she's fake or fucked in the head. No 10 is desperate for a relationship unless she's nuts.

    But the 8s they dated were legit and both of these bastards got married.
     
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    I live in a small town so the options were very limited. They were the size of Robin, or had 5 kids. Any decent girl lived like 7 hours away.
     
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    Out of all of them I think Jess has the highest chance of being real. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these are from vindictive ex girlfriends trying to be a bitch to the new girlfriend.
     
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    What
     
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    Well I guess it confirms that the Vietmanese suck at comedy.

    Girls didn't want him because he was fat and smelled like sulfur and cabbage.
     
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    Scam.
     
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    @stuttering john melendez has claimed to get laid on there but my guess is he is being trolled by other dudes,maybe SJ can clear up whether tinder is for real. i suspect its mostly bullshit like ashley madison
     
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    I know someone that used tinder and banged a few broads. Some people are legit on there while others are fakes.
     
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