the golf lies continue....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PelicanWig, Jul 22, 2013.

  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    The staff called the course and the whole driving range is 260 yards. And he still insists he hit the ball 300 yards!
     
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    Obviously, the course is lying.
     
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    He's a delusional idiot
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    And he making fun of jay Thomas for calling him out.
     
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    MrBinky New Member Banned User

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    I might have to download a copy and listen to this today. He has some major fucking delusion if he thinks that as a first timer he was smashing the ball 300 yards with a swing like we saw in the video. Sad crazy old man.
     
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    He's a befuddled old man, going on and on insisting .. "Well I was told I hit it 300 yards what do you want from me"

    The way to save face and end the discussion before it began wouldve been a self-deprecating approach "yeah well its probably b.s. they were just trying to motivate me to play, blah blah"

    He used to be much better about not believing he was king shit of everything, the insecurity is off the chart these days
     
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    nyr New Member

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    this is the problem when your ego gets massaged non-stop. Reality becomes fantasy and fantasy is reality. He has all the athleticism of betty davis on valium.
     
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    Oh and he also backpeddled on the video.

    "Beth just had the camera rolling. That might not have been one of my 300 yd drives."

    Totally the opposite of what he said last week when he called in douchebag Scott DePace
    into the studio to see his video proof of his shot.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Gary also let him know that the furthest flag is only 260 yards. Yet Howard still claims it was 300.
     
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    Kimmel got him good, any normal person would just admit it but not Howard. His ego won't let him so he'll continue to insist he's capable of driving a ball like a pro. He's so delusional he doesn't even realize that it's making him look like a total fool and a buffoon.
     
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    Not listening, but why I ask? Easily he could laugh it off and joke that not knowing a thing about golf, I just believed what people told me".... He could laugh at his swing but then counter that good hand/ye coordination allowed him to hit the ball. He needs to stop as it is embarrassing.
     
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    "This is what jimmy and the golf pro told me Robin. There was another guy there also who was a fan.
    What do you want from me Robin?"
     
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    And in the video it sounds like his ball is close to a flag. Most likely there are several flags on the course marking either 50 or 100 yard increments, which I think is normal for a driving range?? So he was probably approaching either 50 or 100 yards with his swings.
     
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    It's just like his photography. A few ass-kissers told him it was professional quality and now that egomaniac is bragging about how great he is while everyone else is laughing behind his back.
     
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    Don't challenge Howard's reality, it only makes him angry.:nutz:
     
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    And then Robin opened her cake drain "well its not like there's a wall there, the ball can keep going"

    This woman isn't fit for the air.
     
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    I'm sure Howard and Jimmy came up with the lie because they knew it would piss people off. Howard's trolling and it's working great.