Sports The Great Cris Carter educates NFL rookies

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    CC keeping it real for the rookies.

    "get a fall guy"

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    Warren Sapp lecturing rookies on how to behave....
     
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    I just watched his apology live on SportsCenter. Awkward.
     
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    He is such a fuck nuts, I hate his sthick! "come on man" it's not surprising he said that and that fat fuck Warren Sapp was with him, that was before he got arrested for the the whores right, I saw Carter just a few minutes ago saying he hopes there invited back, no he means he hope he doesn't lose his pay check, fire his ass! I know he should have made Sapp his "fall guy"! doosh!
     
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    Too bad Sapp didn't have a fall guy when he was here for Superbowl.
     
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    yea and that fat bastard Berman glossed right over it!
     
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    right where was the carter advice when he needed it? guess it's hard to have a fall guy over whores!
     
  9. Robert Higgins

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    Maybe the greatest catch in football history.

    It seemed like CC did this every Saturday at TOSU

     
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    Cc keeping retard retarded. Imagine sitting there listening to this nitwit
     
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    All he does is catch touchdowns :pigout: #berman
     
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    Are we surprised that he's an idiot?
    If you ever watch these pregame shows (where they put so many former players on the set it looks like the last supoer) you can tell they're morons.

    If only he had a fall guy when he was a completely out of control crack head, he never would have been cut by Buddy Ryan.
     
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    Those pregame shows are the worst. How bout when they relive their glory days by going to the fake, on set, football field to act out a play that they could just show you on video from 360 different angles at 2000 frames per second. But hey, why show the way sammy watkins runs a rout by showing him actually do it, when chris carter in a suit and loafers could do it instead?!
     
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    How about the geniuses that run the NFL, the bastion of "integrity" leaving it up on NFL.com for over a year. Park Avenue needs an enema.
     
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    As an Ohio State fan and alumnus, I've pretty much always been embarrassed by Chris Carter the broadcaster. Carter the player was a stud, but put him behind a microphone or in front of a camera and he turns into a bad parody of an obnoxious ex-jock. We have several former Buckeyes who do an excellent job (Herbstreit, Spielman, Clark Kellogg), but Carter and Robert Smith are worthless.
     
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    That is the most ridiculous segment of all. They're in slacks and ties and their walking through a play on a mini field in the studio. Never mind who the genius was who thought of this. Who's the boss that said "Hey, that's a great idea".
     
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    When I was playing hockey, I was never told to have a "fall guy". :dontknow:
     
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    It's sickening that Chris Carter has the need to "black up" his speech for this particular crowd. It also makes me wonder how many poor fall guys ruined their lives sticking their necks out for him.
     
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    My favorite Chris Carter moment on ESPN:
    When Adrian Peterson got in trouble for beating his son with a stick, all the panelists had to debate about how right or wrong it was.

    Peterson was literally beating up his son with a tree and we had to debate if this was a bad thing...

    Chris Carter said :"My Momma ( might have been grandma) had to spank me as a kid....it turned me into the man I am now."

    I remember watching and saying to myself: "Didn't you use to be a Cocaine addict?"
     
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    Three or four years ago Carter omitted Calvin Johnson from his list of the top WR's. That's lunacy but fair enough is that's his opinion. However when questioned about it he said something like "I watch tape. He doesn't get doubled."

    That's just a flat out lie. Basically the only plays where Calvin hasn't been doubled are the plays where he is tripled. All I could come up with is he'll give credit to the current guys that nobody think are better than he was but his ego forces him to downplay the skill of a guy that was better than he ever was.

    Single defender... I guess.
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    Herman Moore was better than him too.