The great Howard lie today

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    This morning he said,

    Howard was dating a model and the entire Boston College was angry a him for dating somebody so hot. As well as he was fucking every girl at work, that some boss needed to talk to to Howard to stop sleeping with all the women.

    Impressed he's never mentioned this ever before.
     
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    Senile is fun times
     
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    Yes, senility or Alzheimers is creeping in
     
  5. Rob0729

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    Wasn't that from a clip from when someone slammed Beth for being Yoko 2.0 on the WUS in 2010?

    Also, he went to BU, not BC.
     
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    The timing is very odd. could the shed be on Wiggy's radar?
     
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    "Listen, Howard exaggerates."


     
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    Don't be jelly of Howie's charm w/ the ladies back in the day. There was no World of Wacraft back then so he had lots of time to practice w/ the broads.
     
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    That is a pretty obscure reference and it was clearly a lie that would have been impossible for him to keep straight.
     
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    Howard was busy sucking cock as a junior member at The elders of Zion when he was young.

    He only likes money, power, gold and black dick. Its in his genes.
     
  11. HowieStearn

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    give wig a break, he just made it up :up:
     
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    How did the topic come up? Did it sound forced? Was it kinda out of nowhere?
     
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    Howard is now 60 and still thinks other people get mad and jealous when you're going out with a model. As usual, he assumes everyone is as fucked up as him.
    Oh, and obviously it's a compete lie anyway....
     
  14. Jayla

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    He has mentioned it before, but not before like 2006ish. His story about his luck with women early in his life has...ummm CHANGED to say the least. What impresses me the most is not that he occasionally lies about his past, but that his lies are so spectacularly bad and SO easily proven false. I was saying this in another thread - forget all the shit he said on the radio over the years about how no woman ever wanted him until he became famous, the entire dramatic thrust of Private Parts - the movie about HIS LIFE, was that he was a sex-starved, geeky loser who couldn't get a drug addicted, jonsing woman with a crisp hundred bill in his hand to even flash him her tits. Now he was fucking modoes in college, ones SO HAWT the entire campus was jealous ( boy, he's a got real thing about needing ppl to be jealous of who he's fucking, maybe his shrink should explore that ); AND was fucking SO many ppl, his boss had to tell him to stop. As long as you're doing your job and not fucking women on your desk at the office, what boss gives a shit about an employee's sex life??? He's a fucking liar. His earlier version was the true one.

    He's either: 1. Senile, 2. Mentally ill, or 3. Is SUCH a megalomaniacal dickwad he really believes he possesses powers to make ppl believe whatever he wants them to believe despite facts and evidence ( like radio recordings of his own voice and movie about HIS life ) staring them right in the face.
     
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    Gee, based on private parts which was supposed to be the true story about howard's life (as well as everything he said on the air) I was under the impression that Howard was an anti-social loser growing up and only was able to get chicks at summer camp.

    Then he went to college and while his roomate dr Lou was getting tons a chicks Howard was reduced to trying to pick up pigs at the "fat/ugly girls" sorority and getting rejected left and right.

    That was until he met Allison in college, a girl whom he described as the most beatiful person he ever dated and way out of his league.

    Who knew that he was dating models at the time?

    Who know that he was fucking women left and right at radio stations (btw, unless he had a summer gig on the air when did he do this? I thought he was dating Allison at the time and she would move with him around the country as he bounced from gig to gig)
     
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    Come on, don't you go home and punch a wall everyday because guys like Rupert, Howard, and other billionairs have trophy wives?

    Don't you get angy in the grocery line because George Clooney is dating some hot chick?

    Aren't you enraged at Jeter's dating list?

    Who the fuck thinks like this unless you are a sick fuck
     
  17. Beth143nacho

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    Funny,, private parts never mentioned this...
     
  18. Jayla

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    Who know that he was fucking women left and right at radio stations (btw, unless he had a summer gig on the air when did he do this? I thought he was dating Allison at the time and she would move with him around the country as he bounced from gig to gig)[/QUOTE]

    I know, right? This "gig" he's talking about , the one in "upstate NY" sure sounds a lot like his " first real job" after college. And this would be AFTER he married Alison or at least after he started seriously dating her. Now he was fucking tons o women then???? Was Alison OKAY with that? Because she didn't even want him in a tub with another woman in Private Parts. Whether or not this story is true ( and it ISN'T ) he doesn't seem to have much regard for his daughters admitting publicly he was screwing around on their mom from day 1, because that is essentially what he's doing.
     
  19. SouthernListen

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    WALTER MITTY: Mitty is a meek, mild man with a vivid fantasy life: in a few dozen paragraphs he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer.

    Maybe some of our artiste's could have some fun with The Secret Life of "Howard Mitty".
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  20. SomerSky

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    this guy did NOT get supermodels......