The great pizza debate

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  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    There was a special on TV about pizza wars. They pitted the two most famous pizzas against one another. The Chicago deep dish and the New York pizza.

    The judges were 10 firemen from Chicago, 10 from New York and 10 from L.A.

    Let's meet the judges:

    They introduce the NY firemen, they start screaming, grabbing each other, shaking each other, hollering and fist pumping.

    They introduce the Chicago firemen they give a big cheer and raise their hands like Jim McMahon after connecting with Willie Gault for a touchdown.

    They introduce the LA firemen and they all wave.
     
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    dammit hit send early
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i'm actually sorry i missed this. what channel was it on? maybe it will be replayed?
     
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    So the New York firefighters vote 10 to zero in favor of the NY pizza. Asked for pros on the Chicago Pizza, they said none, and while one was talking the others would be behind him screaming "yeah baby", simulating butt fucking one another and more shaking each other back and forth.

    The Chicago firefighters vote, 9 to 1 in favor of Chicago. The one firefighter who voted NY was raised in Queens. When asked for pros on the NY pizza they all agreed crust.

    The LA firefighters voted 6 to 4 in favor of NY pizza. When asked pros on Chicago, they all agreed the toppings, including cheese and sauce were superior. When asked the pros on NY pizza they were pretty much unanimous in agreeing the crust was superior.


    So what we can decipher is where you are brought up and have a lot to do with your tastes. The toppings of Chicago are better and much, much more than the NY and the NY has a better and truer crust.


    That and we see why the Jersey Shore dorks all came from NY.


    :artiejj:
     
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    I like pizza.
     
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    It is played on WTTW (PBS) station.
     
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    New York has better baseball.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    The best money can buy! :c
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    but no class whatsoever. :facepalm:

    idiotic firefighters on TV...
     
  10. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    should of been dentists...
     
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    no, they shouldn't have been buttfucking each other.
     
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    i'm stealing that. thanks.
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    at least not on TV... :nooo:

    now lesbian dent..., never mind
     
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    :c