News The Greatest Invention Ever

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  1. McLennison

    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    Every heavy snowfall I'm reminded. Not the wheel. Not TV. Not automobiles. Not penicillin. Not Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or cookie dough ice cream. Not even rock n' roll.

    The Snowblower. What was once an impossible job, or pay someone at least 100 bucks to do, is now done in under an hour while only just working up a sweat. No more bad backs for a week. No inability to lift my arms over my head afterwards. No f'n heart attack which I'm sure I would have had at least one if not for that wonderful machine. The west would have been settled hundreds of years earlier if only the settlers had snowblowers to get across the Rockies. I love my snowblower.


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    Your "best invention ever" is missing the best invention ever. The wheel.
     
  3. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    We own three! :yay: :cheer: :prancing:
     
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    I'm old fashioned. I thank the Good Lord for this:

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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I have never seen a machine like that, ever.
     
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    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Impressive
     
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  9. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Florida?
     
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    pussy is the best invention
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    California. Snow, you say? People here lose their shit when there's a light rain. If it ever snowed here, civilization (and I use the term lightly) would end...
     
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    Yeah, well, we got sick of loading ours on and off my truck (which tore the shit out of the rubber trim, etc. :mad: ) so that we could go do my parents' house and his parents' house. So now we have one at every house.

    But, WE still have to go there and do it. :nocheer:
    :winner:
     
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    The woman who invented the blow job should be on the $10 bill

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Mine is fantastic but not quite as impressive.........the best part about it is that after summer storage it started on the first pull and has yet to be needed since. :yes:
     
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    My snow blower is a piece of shit Troy-Bilt that clogs all the time. I am thinking about getting an Ariens with a high speed impeller so it doesn't clog.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No need. I drive a jeep. Haven't shoveled in years.
     
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    Cmon man....I was expecting something with the word "vagina" in the final outcome......
     
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    Exactly. Highly rated and not too expensive.
     
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    Twenty years ago, I would've gone with this:
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