The guy that invented Zima

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  1. LonghornJ

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    Do you think he knew that he was ushering forward a deluge of teenage pregnancy, rape, and Chris Hanson's career of catching predators?

    Or did that homo just think that shit tasted good?
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Nah he's just gay
     
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    Bartles and James?

    Were they more than just "business partners" ?
     
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    I drank exactly ONE bottle. Said: "Huh?" and never went back. Jim Beam, it is.
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    They're just business partners. Ask Ben and Jerry
     
  6. PLZ callmeTED

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    I think he was a fruit who designed an alcoholic beverage for other fruits to enjoy.
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    So Kobe gets 122 points tonight as they let him drive the paint?
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeah, he'll probably get the MAGIC'S RETURN FROM AIDS treatment where everybody just lets him pump fake and turn around jumper a million times.
     
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    how many threads you planning on today, Ace?
     
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    A 6 pack of wine coolers and a few lines of coke got me much pussy back in the day... :pimp:
     
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    At this point he will still, sadly, air ball that shit
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Yeah.

    These days, I give those bums one half, then I have to turn the channel.

    There's always next year.
     
  16. LonghornJ

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    I'm just getting warmed up

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    In today's world, that's called 'rape'. :grad:
     
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    I would never argue that Kobe hasn't had a more prestigious career than Dirk... but if we're handing out charity vote all star appearances at this point, why the fuck isn't Dirk in the building?

    I won't be watching any of it tonight.
     
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    no
     
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    Yup.