The heavier guys are the more inclined they are to have facial hair. Think about it..

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Just a theory but watching Biggest Loser and I think my suspicions have been confirmed.
     
  2. FrancesTheMute

    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    Look at all those lard asses on Pawn Stars...theory dubunked, Ancient Aliens.
     
  3. Satori Brah

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    Clean shaven brah checking in :c
     
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    I have a close cropped beard because without it I look like a kid.
     
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    Yo nigga, those guys all have goatees. That's a fat mans border between neck and chin.
     
  6. gwartney

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    Fat and clean shaven here. I do think there is something to be said for guys that try to hide their double chin with a beard.
     
  7. banksy

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    The new phonebook's here! The new phonebook's here! :D
     
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    I HATE facial hair (on both men and women)! :mad:
     
  9. Splash

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    I had a two week beard and it bugged the shit out of me. Constantly rubbing my mug and scratching. Posted this last night:

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    Mario dresses straighter than you
     
  11. FrancesTheMute

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    :lol: Someone post a picture of that pasty fat guy from the Abe Kanen show.
     
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    More cowboy belt.
     
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    okay I want you over satori now holy shit...
     
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    I have a buddy that a relatively thin guy but he has no chin. I've never seen him without a goatee or sole patch now that I think about it. Seems facial hair is used as a demarc between face and rest of the body.
     
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    Splash of course They do its to cover up double chin when you get too fat.
     
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    Most hockey players have beards. :weird:
     
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    How's your toe? Hope it fuckin hurts :smile:
     
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    :dontcare:
     
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    So why don't ya do it? Not that I think you should just noticing it seems to be standard practice
     
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