The Homeless Wearing Howard's Old Clothes

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard said he and Ralph spent the whole day yesterday cleaning out his closet, and that he gives away his old clothes to friends, family and the homeless. (His mother-in-law is big into helping the homeless, so... ) This thread is dedicated to them.


    This fedora/tinted glasses/John Varvatos star t-shirt combo absolutely screams summer. Dress it up with a blazer for that glamorous Hamptons Magazine luncheon:

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    Or play it casual with an army jacket from Goodwill for lunch with the guys at your favorite Harlem soup kitchen:

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    There must be a shot somewhere of someone wearing this classic from the Howard Stern wardrobe archives ...

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  2. Lou Cypher

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    :lol: It's just what I was thinking. Who the hell would WANT his ridiculous old clothes?
     
  3. MrWarmth

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    All his clothes look like they should be hanging on a Brazilian slum clothesline
     
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    Wait. Which picture is of the homeless guy?
     
  5. Lou Skunt

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    Not a chance in hell that he left any marbles in the pockets...:dontcare:
     
  6. Tinman

    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Bullshit!
    Howard added the "giving to the Homeless" crap after Robin had already suggested it.
     
  7. Nemo

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    Howard is going all in with this AGT makeover.
    He is such a whore-ible fucking liar!
    :jj:

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    America agrees that he is full of shit
    :jj:
     
  9. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I'm guessing "friends, family and the homeless" = Geektime Cirella. But I'd love to see what the other Photoshoppers here could do with the needy and Howard's old Sean Johns.
     
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    It looks more like Howard gets HIS clothes from the homeless.
     
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    Howard's style is Homeless Chic so it's appropriate.
     
  12. SiriusDawg

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    From up-to-down, I just can't get past his laughable hair
     
  13. Tinman

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    The Irony is that this years free Varvatos rags, will still be next years Charity write-offs.:facepalm:
     
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    That's redundant, you already said "Brazilian"

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    Damn, I just saw a bum walking on Columbus Circle wearing a John Varvatos scarf.
     
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    Are you sure it wasn't Howard?
     
  18. Benjamen

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    Who says scarves are just for the fall, winter or spring? Pair this sassy striped number with baggy cargo pants and heat up your summer nights -- from skate park to park bench!

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    The homeless get it for free. But they would probably insist on getting the Howard stink removed first. Even the homeless have standards.
     
  20. CCMaguire

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    The homeless love showing off their chest hairs. I also hear they favor pastels in the summer.

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