The hot new sex toy set to transform the market

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  1. 58lambert58

    58lambert58 Hobbyist VIP

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    The hot new sex toy set to transform the market... that was inspired by an electric toothbrush


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    A new line of sex toys looks set to revolutionise the market after patenting technology inspired by a popular electric toothbrush.

    Revel Body, has taken its lead from the revered Philips Sonicare toothbrush for its first line of sonic-motored sex toys.

    The young Seattle-based start-up's prototype, The Orb, is the first such device to run on the high-speed technology.

    In a press release, the company explained: 'Our sonic vibration motors provide a significantly broader range of vibration and significantly more power; this translates into better control and satisfaction for users.'
    Inspiration: The technology of the Phillips Sonicare toothbrush is behind the new sex toy

    Inspiration: The technology that powers the Phillips Sonicare toothbrush is behind the new sex toy

    In addition to providing a more vigorous vibration, the new technology promises to reduce noise by 66 per cent, tackling consumer complaints that the loud humming of current models is distracting.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...x-toy-set-transform-market.html#ixzz1jfkDi6Z0
     
  2. fenderbaum

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    I think schmoopy was only kidding about starting a thread about this?
     
  3. gilaet

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    Can't stick my dick in that.
     
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    I like solo amateur porn when you can hear the vibrator "torque down" when the chick really grinds on it...
     
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    Where does my dick go?
     
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    4 out of 5 doctors approve this device.
     
  7. zingger

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    How do I get it back out of my ass?
     
  8. Krusty

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    Freakin thing looks like a magic 8 ball.
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    Howard invented this decades ago when he had that slut sit on her speaker.
     
  10. BearShit

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    when i first started using a sonic care tooth brush it tickled my mouth like crazy. i can't imagine what that would do to my butt clit.
     
  12. GHP

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    You can try your tooth brush before you buy the baseball
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think the baseball is more butt friendly.
     
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    Get a friend to throw you a curve ball into your catcher's mitt
     
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    The Orb........isnt that the black future telling chick from the Matrix?
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    Fucking Lambert. :mad:
     
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    Aren't you supposed to send all of us a PM telling how your cock has personally stress tested this and beg us to rave about your review of this product?
     
  18. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    lulz yup
     
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    Yeah, for chicks. WGAF?
     
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    I'm with you